I say it's fun.
Name given for the condition that makes reading, writing and spelling difficult.
Dyslexia.
Name given for people who find it difficult to say the letter 'S'.
Lisp.
Name given for the condition of people who have a fear of long words.
ARE YOU F'ING READY FOR THIS!?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
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Seriously, that's a word. A real f'ing word.
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Any way, I'm going to try and get some sleep. I got woken earlier to the sound of my bulimic neighbour throwing up. I banged on the wall back and shouted, 'oy, keep It down'.
As if today wasn't bad enough. I came back from the acupuncturist and found my voodoo doll dead.
I thought I'd read a book to help me sleep. Found a book on Stockholm Syndrome, it started badly but in the end I loved it.

That is all really. Just another day.
It's 9pm and I'm off to bed, up at 1am to get ready for work.
May go for my covid booster on Tuesday rather than after work tomorrow.
Goodnight all.
Oh, one more thing.
A local business car detailer, wrapper, etc... has a new puppa.
Meet Billy.

He's so bloody cute.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

I cleaned a couple of cars today, AND DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES,
then cooked a couple of half pound cheeseburgers and drinking a large Irish whiskey, AND DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES,
I'm now eating a sour watermelon ice lolly and Cadbury choc-top ice cream cone, AND DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES.

Though I've still bored you by posting it. Lol.

I'm in St. Paul's Church, just had my third jab.
I said to the woman at the door who asked if I had any concerns, I replied, 'only that it's been a long time since I've been in a church and concerned I may burst into flames!'. Lol.

Have a picture a guy took from the coast of Falmouth, Cornwall, England.
Apparently it's called a superior mirage, an optical illusion called by a temperature inversion causing the vessel to appear to be hovering.

I know if I'm saw it, I'd take a picture and not show anyone, in fear of being sectioned under the Mental Health Act for talking about hovering oil tankers.

Bourbon marinated steak, garlic mushrooms, mashed potato, beer battered onion rings and green beans in butter.

At work people tell me everything, be it customers or staff.

Just had a customer, within three minutes she told me about her health, she's having a cataract operation in a few days, she lives alone and has no family up here, she has a daughter 'nine hours away' in Hampshire and once she's had the operation she's putting her house up for sale and moving to West Sussex, 'an hour away' from her daughter.
She's been living up here in Cumbria for the last 33 years and 'seen a lot of changes', etc...

So I did my good deed and bought her a bouquet of flowers and wished her well for the operation.

Colleague: I better get my car keys, I won't be able to get my cigarettes out otherwise.
Me: that's true.
Colleague: well my windows are open a bit.
Me: well that's silly.
Colleague: I'm just letting the car air out. My daughter spilled a can of Monster yesterday. I cleaned it up a bit though but it still smells bad.
Me: you should of properly cleaned it. That Monster is going to leave a smelly, sticky mess.
Colleague: it's only on the rubber mats though.
Me: (in my head) WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE RUBBER MAT OUT AND RINSE IT UNDER THE TAP AND WIPE IT DRY????????

Happy 4th July to our cousins over the seas.
America celebrates it's independence from the U.K.,

The U.K. celebrates America's independence from the U.K.
Lol.
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Your not our problem any more.
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Only kidding.
Have a good one guys and gals.

@musashi66
I think the faux side vents are more a design cue now and do a relatively good job in breaking up the large slab sides.
But they are a carry over from the current Range Rover.

I like the rear lights much more than the current squared lights in the old aperture.

@musashi66
I like it.
While not much of a change from the front.

The rear looks nice and tidy.

@italia
I read about that a while back.
Awful yet one of those things that should the situation arise would be a huge personal conflict.
Now the 'jerky' reference makes sense. Lol.

@baconsandwich
Goodnight mate.

@ibrad
We have gyros, which are a slightly different variation.

@benn454 said in Right, good night all:

@svend Donner meat? I'm afraid to ask...

Seasoned lamb or beef on a spit, roasted and shaved off in strips.

@gmporschenut-also-a-fan-of-hondas said in Right, good night all:

@benn454 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab
listening to a german oppo complain about the quality of doner meat in the UK was entertaining if taken out of context
German doner/donner kebabs are different to U.K. ones and different again in other countries.
Even in the U.K. they can vary from one takeaway to another.
I prefer U.K. ones to German ones, Dutch ones are okay.
I've had them from Greek takeaways, Turkish takeaways, Greek Cypriot and Turkish Cypriot, each have their own slight variation.

@EssExTee
Sort of CUV Suzuki car.

If you had one, you'd be EssEx4Tee

No cars, so here's some foods instead.
Bit of pizza, 16" half pepperoni special (pepperoni, green peppers and onions), half ham special (ham, pineapple and mushroom) with extra cheese, some chips and donner meat.

Tonight was small fillet steak, garlic mushrooms, mashed potato and onion rings.

Needed to use up the beef burgers before they went off so made two double cheese burgers with fried onions and burger sauce.

Also, watching a repeat of Hudson and Rex.
The scene is St. Pierre & Miquelon. A scammer/murder is running away from the police, he rounds the corner, looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed....

He continues running across the street.....

The red Suzuki SX4 has turned into a Black BMW SUV, in the space of a couple of seconds.
I hate bad continuity.

@cé-hé-sin
I knew a guy who had one, red above the spate line and chalkboard black paint along the lower side. The thing just kept going.
No matter what, it just wouldn't die.

@ita97
By all accounts it didn't go wrong much.