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    Mr.Ontop

    @Mr.Ontop

    ask me about the time electric flames came shooting out of my arm!

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    • Congrats to Bandit and Long Voyager!

      It appears that your rides of chose have been meeting up secretly and have produced an off spring! I give you... THE VANDIT!
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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • Not car Related. Goodbye, Lefty.

      My cat, Lefty, is crossing the rainbow bridge this evening. We adopted him about 16 years ago after he lost a leg to God knows what in a canyon. He was about the meanest, scratchinest ,bity-est little bastard to ever be. Wickedly smart too. IMG_20220107_165748204_HDR.jpg Despite missing a front leg he was able to open doors and drawers the require an opposable thumb. How he did that, I'll never know,.he took that secret with him.

      As the years went by he calmed down, only a little but he eventually accepted his position in the family and would actually wait for me to get home every night. When he wasn't attacking our shins he passed his time by terrorizing my dog and other cat assuring that the best sunny spots were his. The thing is when he gave you attention, when he liked you, he would cuddle up to you but didn't want you petting him, he thought he was a lion and his presence was your reward. As I said, he was a little bastard, but he was my little bastard and I'm going to miss him terribly. I know he's in heaven ripping the wings off angels now.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • Greater than the Sum of its parts

      I found this on Reddit. It is an Olds Sport Omega. Only 696 were. The OP couldn't leave it in the junkyard to die, so he gave it an AWD Saab 9-3x drivetrain swap. If it isn't the most Oppo thing I've ever seen I'll eat my hat!
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      posted in Oppositelock not your grandfathers oldsmobile old cars platform swap not a shitpost for once
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: Curator Announcement (for real)

      @pip-bib ¡pɹolɹǝpun ʍǝu ɹno ǝɯoɔlǝʍ ǝM ¡suoᴉʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoƆ

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • BONUS DOTS, the things I do for you guys!

      So, coming back from the gym tonight, because my foot is allowing me to walk this week, I saw this beauty. A 1967 Lotus Elilan. I actually followed the owner to ask him questions about this thing and he was quite accommodating to a random weirdo that told him he's going to post it online!

      Here it is turning the corner on front of me!! Pursuit mode on! IMG_20220404_172143641_HDR.jpg
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      The only thing not original is the hood. He needed a replacement from a '69 to accommodate his Weber carbs.

      posted in Oppositelock dots lotus elan old cars may his punchiness snip you in your sleep
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: English is hard

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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • Leaf Update, suspicions confirmed

      After talking with the service rep, I told them I want my car back...they said, ".. but you'll only have one key. " I replied "Fine, I'd rather just have one key than pay you $200 for a key that worked when I dropped it off that magically doesn't work now" The rep walk out and starts unlocking the car and testing the keys, (both of which have new batteries in them, may I add) and the car lights up. Everything. Lights. Up. He pulls the car up front. I ask him to hold one key and go inside. The car starts. I go in and switch keys with him...the other key also starts the car...these are the keys the other tech had said were descyncronizd. Seems we have a solved mystery, Scooby! The shenanigan call was right, these guys were trying to screw us. Pathetic. PreviewInstanceData.jpg

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • Some of you will know you have to sing this

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      Mr.Ontop
    • I know it is one of you

      So, just own up to it. No sane person would do this....but it's Oppo we're talking about. I KNOW it's one of you.

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      posted in Oppositelock uber uber-proud of their car shitposting is best posting
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      Mr.Ontop
    • Plush Interiors aren't what they used to be.

      This is the back seat of a '75 Buick Electra....it's PLUSH!

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      You can say whatever you want about the Malaise era cars, but there was one thing that was good about them, and that was how comfortable the land yacht seats were. Plush

      posted in Oppositelock plush velvet interiors no svending
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      Mr.Ontop

    Latest posts made by Mr.Ontop

    • RE: One Million Posts of OPPO!!!!

      @jminer aww, man! I was hoping I'd get it for the most shitposts! I gotta up my game!

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: Brake Cleaner and Parkinsons

      @ranwhenparked And what, exactly was your buddy doing with, or rather, to the chemicals?

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: Sound of Silence: Who did it better?

      @pyroholtz I don't hate the Disturbed cover, my wife does, but I kind of feel like it sort of misses the point they were trying to make with the song.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: Tesla models described honestly

      @The3DTuner I've thought their designs could use an update for a while. They are very Mid '00s. to me. However, it doesn't matter because I'll never buy one so long as Musk makes a penny off of it.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: The end of an era

      @Taylor-Martin I get it. I was once young an single.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: The end of an era

      @Taylor-Martin no batter? Heathen!

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: The end of an era

      @Taylor-Martin congrats on your change! And...tell us how to make air fried onion rings!

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: Ford is about to reveal how many eggs it broke to make an EV omelet

      @newjoekaz I'm trying to imagine the insurance premium that a mining company that specialized in crashing meteoroids into a specified area on earth would have to pay....it boggles the mind.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: I finally have something nice to say about Hyundai

      @RPMesq Oh, no I agree. Hyuandai still sucks on everything else, IMO, but they got the button thing right.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop
    • RE: One paragraph horror story

      @EssExTee Serious question for you mechanical types....how out of the question would an engine swap on something like this be?

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Mr.Ontop