
Best posts made by Jordan
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It's been 3 years since I bought a crappy GM product sight unseen.
It's gone pretty well, and it's the second longest I've owned a vehicle.

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Something came in just in time for Z06 day.
I have the glorious Hawaiian C5 shirt, now time to grab some jorts and long socks.
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Chip Foose Shitpost
I have a recurring nightmare where somebody enters me to be overhauled by Chip Foose. Then after two weeks of thinking my car was stolen the tell me that Chip Foose has my car. To this I reply "oh God why couldn't it have just been stolen" so they take me to the garage to show what they've done to my beloved car and they lift the door and he has given it the world's ugliest two tone paintjob and put it on some 20 inch Foose wheels that look terrible and they show me the billet specialties steering wheel with flames on it and my fresh new leather seats that all say "FOOSE" and to top it all off they pop the trunk to reveal the 300 pounds of audio equipment the managed to shove in there. As I'm holding back tears of pure anger the filming crew tells me they want me to thank this man for what he has done to which I have to reply that I'm not an actor and that they are not tears of joy. Then I person who signed me up comes out from behind a curtain and says "surprise!" and I proceed to beat the living hell out of him while screaming "look what they've done to my boy!" And thats where I usually wake up screaming. Then I have to check on all my cars to make sure they haven't been "overhauled" before I can fall back asleep.
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I have now had the world's easiest rescue dog for 4 years.
Four years of her napping, not escaping jail, and not eating drywall.
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I WENT TO CARS AND COFFEE AND DID NOT GET A TROPHY, THE MILLENIALS HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING
There was a Yugo there.
The owner was more committed to his car than me, as he was Yugoslavian.
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Made a pilgrimage to advance my Boomer status
It was a nice trip up, got to see some family I haven't seen in a while now that we're vaccinated. Another 1000 mile trip down.
Latest posts made by Jordan
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RE: I Regret to Inform You Oppo is Now an Offroad Blog
I was offroad before it was cool, then shifted to on road.
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RE: Has this ever happened to you?!
Tempered likes to pop with small sharp impacts, no impacts to be found. I see tempered like this pretty often, it's usually from a lawnmower.
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RE: Has this ever happened to you?!
@Albino-Kangaroo Safelite hasn't had their own windshields in many, many years. They use the same shit everyone else does. But their quality does depend on the installer.
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RE: So a police officer knocked on my door this morning...
That sucks, glad they found it! If you want to keep a spare, try to find a blank without a plastic cover and slide it in your wallet.
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RE: I bought a garage. It came with a house.
Congrats! And I think I've mentioned it before, but you have to hit up Honeys in Fayetteville.
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RE: This or That 212
@AestheticsInMotion Except the Grand National was essentially a dress up package on this car. This is just a Grand National in white.
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RE: Filed under "Stuff that shouldn't work but somehow does"
@3point8isgreat Occasionally it's brought up, but I live in Coastal Mississippi.
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RE: Filed under "Stuff that shouldn't work but somehow does"
@Dr-Zoidberg If you really want to fight, tell a Cajun that their Grandmother's gumbo isn't gumbo because it doesn't have okra. It's not, but being right and antagonistic is great.
For those that do not know, Gumbo comes from the word "gombo" which in many African languages directly translates to "okra". Gumbo the dish got it's name because it contained okra.
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RE: Be careful
@CB That and if possible, pull from the front and have the hood up.