“Yes, it looks like a toaster, it’s why you can buy it at Darty.” (Darty is similar to Best Buy).

“Curiously, our designer still hasn’t been fired.”

“Not only the car of the future is not flying but it also doesn’t have an assisted steering.”

"If you really want 300 horses(power) in Paris, go to the hippodrome."

"The worst thing is not that the doors are mounted the wrong way. It's that we did it on purpose."

ps: did not include this one that was featured on the article from Jason on Jalopnik :

"Impress your great-great-great grandchildren."

I would like to reinstate the downvote button.

@cb said in This motherfucker, right here:

@mark-tucker So... uh... what did he do?

Shitposting, probably.

Went for a drink at a friends today, took some blurry photos on my way back :

@onlytwowheels you misspelled ugly.

Car DOTS at the end of the article.

Yesterday i did go to my mother's quickly, it was already feeling like spring and i ate outdoor with a peep :

Some cherry wood chops :

Yes, the wall and the roof are not flat :

There were bees (or was it bumblebees) buzzing around those, (unfortunately there was too much noise to really hear the buzz) :
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The old barn in front of the house :

The Chartreuse on the other side of the Gresivaudan valley :

45 minutes later at my brother's in Chartreuse (the peak at the left of the last photo is located on the same village my brother lives (further "on the left") ; it's upper in altitude and it snowed there less than a week ago :

My brothers Megane Estate diesel and manual and his wife's Mini All4 diesel :

The Vercors in the background (the "lighter" chain), Grenoble being in between :

The chickens :

Their new cat :

View from Veluxes (Velii?) :

The long promised DOTS :

@Cé-hé-sin looks like they left Sarrebruck in 2012 for Cologne (Köln) then moved to Rüsselheim in 2019 after they bought Opel.

@WhoIsTheLeader the 403 is ~25 years younger than a model A and way closer to a modern car than a model A.

@Nauraushaun said in DOTS from a guy I know in Japan:

i'm not even sure what that red thing is - some sort of lotus? a europa with a fixed headlight conversion?

Looks like an Europa trying to looks like a Scora or a Jidé :

@tophercrowder what kind of monster would put a cat upside down !

@siennaman there was some Gallo red in the supermarket on my street (and there might still be), it was quite different than what we are used to, felt like it had an engineered taste, trying to imitate a more aged wine with overpowered wood like if they did put some wood chips or a fake wood aroma on the vats.
It's more like a funny experience to share when invited for an apéro or diner than something i would consider buying seriously.

About Domino's... it's vile, at least it's cheap but i don't understand who could buy from them (except some curious students like i was when i tried).

@svend are you sure about the insurance, it's definitely not the case in France.

And if it's like here, seizing the car is extremely rare, especially if it's only a few days overdue ; they only do it if the car is obviously dangerous.

@MUSASHI66 this is a more serious answer :