“Yes, it looks like a toaster, it’s why you can buy it at Darty.” (Darty is similar to Best Buy).
“Curiously, our designer still hasn’t been fired.”
“Not only the car of the future is not flying but it also doesn’t have an assisted steering.”
"If you really want 300 horses(power) in Paris, go to the hippodrome."
"The worst thing is not that the doors are mounted the wrong way. It's that we did it on purpose."
ps: did not include this one that was featured on the article from Jason on Jalopnik :
"Impress your great-great-great grandchildren."