Middle of September and I will no longer be living in Utah! Have some celebratory gifs.

I think I found a house to buy. Somehow this house is walkable to the beach, has this view from the bedroom and has a double deep car hole for 100,000 USD

@aestheticsinmotion your lowering of expectations gives me an opportunity to use one of my favorite quotes this is referring to designing bear proof garbage cans in Yosemite.

Said one park ranger, “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

@boredalways I hate that health is politics in the USA. I'm sure someone will illustrate exactly why we can't have nice things and get the thread locked.

They'll give you free stuff when they move.

@his_stigness this is the most American post so far on the hyphen. I hate this kind of person and they are a good size chunk of our country. I can't wait to move out of here.

@smugaardvark I meant as opposed to hand crank but keyless stuff is neat too.

@sn4cktimes I like the shitter in my dad's boat looks just like this.

@707 Corvette.

@hfv they better all be sequential.

@orneryduck Subaru needs to give me a Crosstrek with WRX drivetrain.

@essextee haha I think they literally need a kissing good buy/ hello area. Like how SLC has a special welcome back your Mormon missionary area.

@mm54 my wife specifically forbid me from entering any lady slots until she moves out here next month.

@silentbutnotreallydeadly I think it is a slot machine type gambling establishment but I did not stick my head in the lady slot to find out. (Giggity)

@streetsofperth I don't know about modern fuel staying good. At least in the USA we have corn in our gas and it doesn't last nearly as well as the non ethanol fuel we had before. Three years would be a problem on ethanol gas.

I love signs in English in non English speaking countries.

@carsoffortlangley ok well then 1880s to 1985 so 100 ish it is.

@musashi66 need a bottle brush

@musashi66 the wheels are slightly appealing.

@ramblinrover @CarsOfFortLangley can I get a rulling on horse drawn carriages, do we go off the age of the carriage or the horse. I've really got you all beat if we go off the carriage... Close to 100 year gap probably a bit more.