@his_stigness this is the most American post so far on the hyphen. I hate this kind of person and they are a good size chunk of our country. I can't wait to move out of here.

@smugaardvark I meant as opposed to hand crank but keyless stuff is neat too.

@707 Corvette.

@tripper I worked at circuit city around the same time frame. I have some fun stories from that place. One of my underlings fielded a call from an old lady with a few week old pc that wouldn't turn on. After tons of trouble shooting he figured out her whole house power was out and she was calling from a landline (remember those?) Once he figured this out he didn't bother to explain computers take electricity but told her to box it up and return it because she was "too f*cking stupid to own a computer"

Moved stuff around and got the scout into a better place to work on it. Put a spare battery in it and the gauges/lights work. Can't find my bump start button but I have nothing at all cranking with the key. I don't think there would be a neutral safety on a rig this old but my button will bypass all that if I can find it.

@dipodomysdeserti

@dr-zoidberg I don't understand how a smelly crab like you landed a lady like that.

Please shame me into getting this scout 80 running. Not driving we're taking baby steps but running. In theory it should drive if it runs with only a new slave cylinder and steering rag joint. I just went and turned it over with a breaker bar and that was fine. If the starter works it should run on ether.

@exage03040 oh God is that Camaro over priced. Also they are pieces of shit they weren't designed as a convertible, instead they shipped ttop cars to ASC who cut the roof off. These handle like a limp noodle. Here's a pic of my old one.

@ttyymmnn seems as though all the lines staying inside that big texas shape on the screen is a big part of your problem.

@musashi66 the wife is picking up some panda on her way home.

@brickman
Donald B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man J.D. is on freebase
The boy J.D. was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him in my car, tryin' to steal my Alpine

@akioohtori sadtrombone.wav

@akioohtori you could just put it up with no permit if you don't have a joke neighbors. They are like adult legos. Just sell it if the city makes you take it down... Or what about a carport? Those don't need permits in lots of red states.

@akioohtori oh man $160 it wouldn't take that many years to pay off a steel two car garage. I was around $20,000 for a garage that could technically fit 6 cars and $8000 of that was concrete you could put it on dirt and have a two car up for well under $10,000.

@rusty-vandura everyone should have knockoffs/one big nut and not lugs in a perfect world.

@musashi66 to make up for the joke photo have some of my favorite cars from the alfa museum in Milano

@musashi66

@hammerheadfistpunch such detail! Did you also write the article they try to serve up next?

@pixel and not a single Flathead v8