@i86hotdogs

same

Florida is 101% back to normal. This is a level of normal Florida has never previously achieved. Prepare yourself for levels of Florida you have never previously known.

https://www.cnn.com/business/us-economic-recovery-coronavirus

Choose wisely Oppo

@carsoffortlangley

You can't just sell people anymore Grandpa, that's frowned upon!

@davesaddiction

Some say the Hyphen was created by God
Some say it has existed since time immemorial
Others say the real Hyphen was the friends we made along the way

@hammerheadfistpunch hippity hoppity pray for your property

I didn't go into journalism to learn new things or be accurate

@dipodomysdeserti said in Discreet Walmart Oil Change:

Picked an already oil covered spot surrounded by people doing heroin.

You could have said hello

@facw exclamation mark time

This reminds me of my first college internship.

All of my classes used a [desired measurement] ± [tolerance] format to show number and tolerances.
The shop where I interned used a [minimum acceptable] [maximal acceptable] format, and my supervisor almost fired me the first day because I was initially confused.

It was not a good internship.

Who needs a multi-purpose amphibious track machine?

You need a multi-purpose amphibious track machine.

2017 Berky 6740 Trex-duke multi-purpose amphibious track machine. Track drive & Prop drive. Multiple attachments include dredge head, 5ft. auger dredge head, 48" wide excavator bucket, clam grapple, 50" diamond mower head, 27 6"x19'8" hard discharge pipe, 1 6"x22'8" suction hose, 12 6" pipe floats, 3 8"x19' suction hose. Caterpillar C-7 Diesel engine, A/C, working condition

Starting bid is $150,000 Yankee Bones

I'll have more fun if you pay me more

@mastermario Greece gonna win the Olympics yo some team is gonna drop for the 'rona and need a replacement, and it will be all Greek from there

@rallydarkstrike It's the top of the smiley face as seen on the front page; the last comment on the far right side of the screen

@rallydarkstrike thank you Hyphen for giving me a crisis and thinking my computer screen was scratched

Hot take: the private spaceflights are good