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    flatisflat

    @flatisflat

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    Best posts made by flatisflat

    • RE: I'm generally curious to see how old everyone is here...

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      Where. are. your. parents.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • I'm Sorry, A ...What... Now?

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      Huh?

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      Pardon me?!

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      Mazdaspeed Lantis (link)

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      Learn something new everyday...

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • Check Out This A******

      Just look at him!

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      I mean, what sort of pompous d***wad does it take to post up on Craigslist this salacious example of a restored silver-over-red Corvair coupe for a reasonable price within a day's drive of me?

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      Seriously, what the f*** is wrong with this guy?

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      What does a person need to do to just have a peaceful Sunday evening lazily surveying Craigslist ads of sh*** average cars with automatic transmissions, without being confronted with such existential doubt and fiscal cognitive sweating!?!?

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      Some people...I swear...

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Surprise, Surprise

      @long_voyager94 said in Surprise, Surprise:

      My wife's pharmacist cousin showed up with heavy congestion and a severe cough, assuring everyone "it's just a cold, I'm vaccinated, I can't have Covid".

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      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Oppo ID help

      @e90m3 Raptor. Though not avian specifically, there are the evolutionary ties.

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      (You brought this on yourself for leaving a vehicle in the shot for an ID-assistance post) 😜

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Music and a philosophical shitpost

      @CB Answer: you're on the wrong side of the gloryhole.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • Paging Long Voyager

      @Long_Voyager94 It's like they knew you were coming, and tried to prepare for it.

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      https://www.thedrive.com/news/39150/meet-the-90s-dodge-caravan-off-road-minivan-that-almost-made-it-to-production

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Holy fuck

      @pikachu Wait 'til you see how expensive it is to attend college. 😜

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: "Speed is believed to be a factor."

      @Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD
      Or, now hear me out...

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      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Note to self:

      @Chariotoflove Or...

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      posted in Oppositelock
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    Latest posts made by flatisflat

    • RE: Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live

      @Rusty-Vandura said in Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live:

      @flatisflat I would argue that for as progressive as San Francisco believes itself to be, the public transit options are abysmal.

      Far better than L.A. or Houston! Or Dallas, Austin, anywhere in Florida, perhaps anywhere in the lower half of the U.S...probably more reliable than NYC, um.... yeah, with regards to the U.S., SF doesn't do too badly.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: The only acceptable CyberTruck

      @HammerheadFistpunch Make it, HotWheels, you cowards!

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Tattoos

      @Mazda616 I have 4. All are interpretative variations representing my favorite number. Obviously not something you're going to find in an artist's repertoire, so I've designed them all.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: DITCPL (Costco parking lot); bonus Kia about to be KIA!

      @CarsOfFortLangley said in DITCPL (Costco parking lot); bonus Hyundayum!:

      lol, hey, I am more than happy to outsource my devaluing.

      Yourself and millions others like you. 😛

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: DITCPL (Costco parking lot); bonus Kia about to be KIA!

      @CarsOfFortLangley said in DITCPL (Costco parking lot); bonus Hyundayum!:

      @krustywantout I would never shop at Costco or similar. Makes me devalue the life of my fellow man to basically nothing.

      That's why people just use Amazon who does the devaluing for them!

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: join me on this ascent above the vape clouds

      @tysmagic Oh yeah, drop that beat.

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      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live

      @Italia I enjoyed visiting on occasion while living in the Bay Area, but could never see myself living there. Just not my thing, I guess.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live

      @ttyymmnn said in Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live:

      There are more factors in the ranking methodology than just home prices.

      I realize this. And while SF does have reasonably good transit options (for the U.S.) and, depending on your specific locale, wide culinary variety and cultural outlets, I still think it is suffering more and more from oversaturation and its general cost of living is just a little absurd.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live

      @ttyymmnn said in Austin Drops Out of Top Ten Places to Live:

      1. San Francisco, CA

      This is how I know this list is bupkis.

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: OPPOAfterDark...Detroit, Fun time for all in the 80s

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      posted in Oppositelock
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