Just look at him!
I mean, what sort of pompous d***wad does it take to post up on Craigslist this salacious example of a restored silver-over-red Corvair coupe for a reasonable price within a day's drive of me?
Seriously, what the f*** is wrong with this guy?
What does a person need to do to just have a peaceful Sunday evening lazily surveying Craigslist ads of sh*** average cars with automatic transmissions, without being confronted with such existential doubt and fiscal cognitive sweating!?!?
Some people...I swear...