missus is trying to watch robin hood prince of thieves and im constantly interrupting with men in thights references

i will be getting murdered soon

Was inevitable I guess

@wobbles-the-mind

@ibRAD the cop you toot tooted at probably toot offense and decided toot get you back

@davesaddiction can we has a worst of oppo too?
i feel left out

@tophercrowder eh...i dont have time to worry about what harm batteries will do to our environment
im really quite busy with figuring out how to make my house sea worthy

without dying even! i mean..@Chariotoflove killed me a couple laps ago....but i learnt to live with that
......
guess i'll go for another lap.....im not bored yet

Seems it's comfy up there as that cat ain't moving

@mark-tucker ooo i know the answer to this one
its coz you came witihin 6 ft of long voyager and werent wearing a mask

@WhoIsTheLeader lol

most likely i just shouldnt have ignored a warning i got a whiles back saying some of my passwords were compromised in some data breach or another

good thing i have a different email account for official stuff and all things money that does not get signed up to anything else

@EssExTee havent had any phishing attempts recently...that im aware of... but i did find this fun little email waiting for me when i checked during first break at work

perry, GA... yeah...dont think ive been there for a minute
followed closely by this even better email

rather surprisingly...it only took about 15 minutes to get my account back and change a whole bunch of passwords...

im not sure i entirely trust that either but whatever...i only use twitter for f1 memes and to see what insanity is trending any given day...but its the principle of the thing

@415s30 i got florida man accused of masturbating in walmart toy section....
also florida man throws christmas tree at wife after food fight

@ike808 thats pretty good..never heard of them before

@ike808 dont think i have anything more obnoxious right now.....but thats mostly coz work today has killed my ability to think....

normally i'd fix that with alcohol...but HR is on a firing spree and already doesnt like me much....probably best to not risk anything that might cause me to oversleep

@farscythe you know... im not even going to bother fixing my dumbass reaction to the wrong person...

behold this glorious monument to my dumbasserry..hopefully it will eclipse future ones..

@beefchips ready to overlord!

@Dash-Doorhandle-and-Bondo baffles me they would make it difficult...tbh
especially on such a large scale

its a wierd thing to do....unless shit works differently over there....pricing and timing are agreed upon before hand (well...pricing might be ballpark)

that big a job....its clearly not a private citizen trying his hand at being an asshole....
businesses tend to be assholes up front...but fairly easy to work with once they've agreed to something...

@Snakesm13 thats gotta be the first time ive seen a figurine with pixelated junk
2nd and 3rd time too

@Dash-Doorhandle-and-Bondo im still a little confused by that....they pretended to not know you were coming for work i assume they agreed to pay for?

okay having typed that out and pairing it with your headline...i think im getting a pretty good idea now