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    farscythe

    @farscythe

    you see that light at the end of the tunnel?
    do not head towards it
    its the free candy van of lights....just trust me on this one

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    Best posts made by farscythe

    • welp been nice knowing yous

      missus is trying to watch robin hood prince of thieves and im constantly interrupting with men in thights references

      i will be getting murdered soon

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    • Well shit....I'm pregnant

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      Was inevitable I guess

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    • RE: Moving to Oregon, Any Insight Appreciated

      @wobbles-the-mind alt text

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    • RE: So, I got pulled over today

      @ibRAD the cop you toot tooted at probably toot offense and decided toot get you back

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    • RE: The Best of OPPO @ the Hyphen, Round 12

      @davesaddiction can we has a worst of oppo too?
      i feel left out

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: How Crappy Valve Seats Made The Entire World More Stoopider

      @tophercrowder eh...i dont have time to worry about what harm batteries will do to our environment
      im really quite busy with figuring out how to make my house sea worthy

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • welp...made another lap round round the sun

      without dying even! i mean..@Chariotoflove killed me a couple laps ago....but i learnt to live with that
      ......
      guess i'll go for another lap.....im not bored yet

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • Oh dear...missus is having cat trouble

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      Seems it's comfy up there as that cat ain't moving

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    • Sentry cat in position

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    • RE: Why do I want this?

      @mark-tucker ooo i know the answer to this one
      its coz you came witihin 6 ft of long voyager and werent wearing a mask

      posted in Oppositelock
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    Latest posts made by farscythe

    • RE: Well this is certainly creative (phishing attempt)

      @WhoIsTheLeader lol

      most likely i just shouldnt have ignored a warning i got a whiles back saying some of my passwords were compromised in some data breach or another

      good thing i have a different email account for official stuff and all things money that does not get signed up to anything else

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    • RE: Well this is certainly creative (phishing attempt)

      @EssExTee havent had any phishing attempts recently...that im aware of... but i did find this fun little email waiting for me when i checked during first break at work
      shit.jpg
      perry, GA... yeah...dont think ive been there for a minute
      followed closely by this even better email
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      alt text

      rather surprisingly...it only took about 15 minutes to get my account back and change a whole bunch of passwords...

      im not sure i entirely trust that either but whatever...i only use twitter for f1 memes and to see what insanity is trending any given day...but its the principle of the thing

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    • RE: DOTS..Florida man DD-Track-Burn

      @415s30 i got florida man accused of masturbating in walmart toy section....
      also florida man throws christmas tree at wife after food fight

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    • RE: Yo Farscy

      @ike808 thats pretty good..never heard of them before

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    • RE: No idea why this popped in my head

      @ike808 dont think i have anything more obnoxious right now.....but thats mostly coz work today has killed my ability to think....

      normally i'd fix that with alcohol...but HR is on a firing spree and already doesnt like me much....probably best to not risk anything that might cause me to oversleep

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Ready to overland

      @farscythe you know... im not even going to bother fixing my dumbass reaction to the wrong person...

      behold this glorious monument to my dumbasserry..hopefully it will eclipse future ones..

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: Ready to overland

      @beefchips ready to overlord!

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: On the advice of Mrs. D, I've edited the title of this post to regular tuesday at work. also now picture of kitten. Sorry to fly off the handle like that

      @Dash-Doorhandle-and-Bondo baffles me they would make it difficult...tbh
      especially on such a large scale

      its a wierd thing to do....unless shit works differently over there....pricing and timing are agreed upon before hand (well...pricing might be ballpark)

      that big a job....its clearly not a private citizen trying his hand at being an asshole....
      businesses tend to be assholes up front...but fairly easy to work with once they've agreed to something...

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: I’m proud of this one.

      @Snakesm13 thats gotta be the first time ive seen a figurine with pixelated junk
      2nd and 3rd time too

      posted in Oppositelock
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    • RE: On the advice of Mrs. D, I've edited the title of this post to regular tuesday at work. also now picture of kitten. Sorry to fly off the handle like that

      @Dash-Doorhandle-and-Bondo im still a little confused by that....they pretended to not know you were coming for work i assume they agreed to pay for?

      okay having typed that out and pairing it with your headline...i think im getting a pretty good idea now

      posted in Oppositelock
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