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    Arch Duke Maxyenko

    @Arch Duke Maxyenko

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    Best posts made by Arch Duke Maxyenko

    • So, I Got the Job


      Don't start until mid-September and am going to wait until after I get my bonus at my current job until I give the notice. Going to be weird starting something new after 9.5 years, but here's to new beginnings!

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • He was a very good boy

      DSCF3031.JPG and I fuckin miss him. He wasn't mine, but he was my buddy for 10 years, rest easy, Shadow buddy.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • The rears have landed

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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • They've Managed To Make It Uglier

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      Meet the new Grand Wagoneer L:
      Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
      smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
      Canyonero! Canyonero!
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      Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
      It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
      Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
      [Krusty:] Hey Hey
      The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
      Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
      Canyonero!
      12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
      65 tons of American Pride!
      Canyonero! Canyonero!
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      Top of the line in utility sports,
      Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
      Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
      She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
      She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
      Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
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      Drive Canyonero!
      Woah Canyonero!
      Woah!

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • I Am Not A Smart Man

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      Finally changing out the diff fluids in the Beige Unicorn today. All was going well until my dumbass set the torque wrench too high and snapped a bolt.
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      Somehow the backyard wrenching gods showed sympathy towards me and I was able to get the bolt out with an easyout, which never happens.
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      I’m going to call it a day now and wait for the new bolts to show up. Time to drink beer, listen to music and build legos.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Had The 3rd Interview


      This time in person in plant, sounds like I have a job just don’t know which yet. Time for more waiting but a good thing.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • What All C5 Owners Aspire To

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      https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/101063900?asc=u

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • On The Death of Kinja and New Beginnings

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      I would like to thank you all for what you made Oppo over the years. This new place carved out of nothing is one of the most impressive feats of internetting I've ever encountered. With that said, I feel like my time as a moderator has come to an end. It was fun and difficult, but most of all rewarding.

      Once again, thank you all and I look forward to the future.

      Cheers,
      Arch Duke Maxyenko Shit Talk Extraordinaire

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Who wants to go to Valhalla?

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      Geo with a rear engine LS4 swap
      "Starts getting excessive oversteer above 65mph- could be weight distribution related, could be aero, could be the caster angle... Could be any combination of them... "
      https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/254980380090801/
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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • We Did It

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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko

    Latest posts made by Arch Duke Maxyenko

    • RE: As the Charger/Challenger sail off into the sunset, a reminder

      @WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 You’re wrong, it’s actually an evolution of the Renault 25
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      Which became the Eagle Premiere, then Chrysler LH platform then Mercedes 190E rear suspension with some S Class front suspension

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: The new Palisade is coming for your children.

      @KITT222 Well back in the 80's and 90's most grille openings were actually open, shit my 2018 Camaro has zero fake grille, black lower half of the bumper but no fake grille grating or bumps on the bumper.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: The new Palisade is coming for your children.

      @davesaddiction Only 1/3 of that serves any function.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Aston Martin

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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Lobstersitelock

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      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes

      Feel bad for the Ford Fusion driver and the families for all involved, but 3 people in a 2 person trike and the driver not wearing a seat belt and speeding through downtown Cincinnati is never going to end well.
      https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/cincinnati/1-dead-3-in-serious-condition-after-early-morning-downtown-crash-involving-slingshot

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: the ambassador of kick your assador

      @Nibby Great song

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: What's the rarest mass-produced car you've come across in the wild?

      @fhrblig My 128i (Space Grey, Slicktop, No iDrive, Manual, Sport Package) and the Beige Unicorn (1998 F-150, Prairie Tan, Tan Cloth and Vinyl Bench, Standard Cab, Long Bed, V8, 4x4, 5-Speed manual, Max-towing package, cruise control, manual mirrors, locks, and windows)

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: Can anyone divine what Chrysler sent me in the mail?

      @Albino-Kangaroo It's the Hellcat badges and yellow splitter guards for your Pacifica

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: The Big M8 Is For Sale

      @krustywantout Boatlys are great, but The Big M8 (pronounced Mate) is more special.

      posted in Oppositelock
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      Arch Duke Maxyenko