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    Arch Duke Maxyenko

    @Arch Duke Maxyenko

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    Best posts made by Arch Duke Maxyenko

    • So, I Got the Job


      Don't start until mid-September and am going to wait until after I get my bonus at my current job until I give the notice. Going to be weird starting something new after 9.5 years, but here's to new beginnings!

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • He was a very good boy

      DSCF3031.JPG and I fuckin miss him. He wasn't mine, but he was my buddy for 10 years, rest easy, Shadow buddy.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • An Update On The Box

      411259B5-1A90-4CC7-AD72-FB8CC511BE5D.jpeg So I found this box on my porch this morning.
      https://opposite-lock.com/topic/62873/a-small-box-was-left-on-my-porch-this-morning Let’s see what’s inside:
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      This is an awesome assortment of gifts! Thank you very much whoever you are. I now feel cheap for what I bought for my victim.

      posted in Oppositelock secret senna
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • 500L

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      posted in Oppositelock dots
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: How to properly handle mis-identified listings on AutoTrader

      @davesaddiction Go to the dealership, ask to use the bathroom, shit in the sink, leave.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • The rears have landed

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      posted in Oppositelock falken rt660
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • They've Managed To Make It Uglier

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      Meet the new Grand Wagoneer L:
      Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
      smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
      Canyonero! Canyonero!
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      Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
      It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
      Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
      [Krusty:] Hey Hey
      The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
      Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
      Canyonero!
      12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
      65 tons of American Pride!
      Canyonero! Canyonero!
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      Top of the line in utility sports,
      Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
      Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
      She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
      She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
      Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
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      Drive Canyonero!
      Woah Canyonero!
      Woah!

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • I Am Not A Smart Man

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      Finally changing out the diff fluids in the Beige Unicorn today. All was going well until my dumbass set the torque wrench too high and snapped a bolt.
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      Somehow the backyard wrenching gods showed sympathy towards me and I was able to get the bolt out with an easyout, which never happens.
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      I’m going to call it a day now and wait for the new bolts to show up. Time to drink beer, listen to music and build legos.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Had The 3rd Interview


      This time in person in plant, sounds like I have a job just don’t know which yet. Time for more waiting but a good thing.

      posted in Oppositelock yob hunting
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • What All C5 Owners Aspire To

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      https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/101063900?asc=u

      posted in Oppositelock shoop
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko

    Latest posts made by Arch Duke Maxyenko

    • RE: The next Renault Espace in 2024 will be a crossover SUV

      @dogisbadob you cannot into Espace

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: Not just a new livery, the 2023 Sauber C43

      @DasWauto They showed two different floors, the crazy one (probably not actually legal) was just the digital render, the physical show car had a simplified design.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: They're MULTIPLYING

      @ash78

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: They're MULTIPLYING

      @EssExTee Don't ask me, I;m dsylexic

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: Not just a new livery, the 2023 Sauber C43

      @DasWauto All the bare carbon, and a complete saw toothed floor. I do wonder, though, how much will change by the time testing rolls around

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: They're MULTIPLYING

      @EssExTee Probably

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: They're MULTIPLYING

      @functionoverfashion Yeah Dakar Yellow

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: They're MULTIPLYING

      @EssExTee I don't think that was me. Could be wrong, often am.

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • RE: Just a reminder to send me your tales

      @ForSweden is secretly Andy Reid

      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
    • Just a reminder to send me your tales

      of how your favorite f1 team has hurt you over the years.
      https://opposite-lock.com/topic/66508/wyts-f1-will-return-this-year/1?_=1675716050969
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      posted in Oppositelock
      Arch Duke Maxyenko
      Arch Duke Maxyenko