Hump Day Haiku

[RallyWrench]

Work darkens my soul

Constant mind stress never rest

Cannot see myself

[TheJWT]

The outside world may suck pretty bad right now but New Oppo is here for you

[Taylor Martin]

I don't want to work
I just want to bang on the
drum all-day ah-ah

But I feel you. Being productive is very hard.

[ClassicDatsunDebate]

@rallywrench Hang in there pal!

[RallyWrench]

@thejwt I'm counting on it, thanks. Shit week thus far.

[RallyWrench]

@taylor-martin Literally, I'm a drummer! Productivity is hard when others steal your peace and motivation, interrupting at every turn.

[RallyWrench]

@classicdatsundebate Thanks bud, doing best I can in a rough week.

[spacekraken]

@RallyWrench take care! Here's another sunset to help:

[Chariotoflove]

@rallywrench
Oh, then a joke is in order to brighten your day!

Q: what do you call someone who hangs around musicians all day?

A: a drummer.

<rim shot>

Seriously though, hope your week picks up.

[RallyWrench]

@spacekraken Well that's a beauty, what range am I looking at? Thanks!

[RallyWrench]

@chariotoflove A classic, love it. My dad was in a band when I was a kid just learning to play, and they often referred to themselves at "3 musicians and a drummer."

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless!

Ba-dum-TSSH

So many good ones.

[spacekraken]

@RallyWrench Thanks, Cascades! Specifically Jefferson and the Three Sisters in OR

[RallyWrench]

@spacekraken So good. Only ever driven over them a few times, never had the luxury of time to explore. Someday. Beautiful!

[spacekraken]

@RallyWrench well worth it when circumstances allow again! Let me know and we can go drive/ride haha

[BaconSandwich]

@chariotoflove Reminds me of another:
Q: What's the difference between a cello and an onion?
A. Nobody cries when you cut up a cello.

[davesaddiction]

@rallywrench

Another music (?) joke:

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

.

.

DUNG

.

(gotta really sell the punchline for this one!)

[Chariotoflove]

@baconsandwich said in Hump Day Haiku:

@chariotoflove Reminds me of another:
Q: What's the difference between a cello and an onion?
A. Nobody cries when you cut up a cello.

Ouch!

[Shop-Teacher]

Hang in there dude!

[Rusty Vandura]

@rallywrench Oppo now hyphen
What did Sven eat for breakfast?
Pip Bip's hour rules rule

[RallyWrench]

@rusty-vandura Well played, sir, extra credit for Oppo-relevant poetry. I'm going to try to do one every Wednesday, feel free to join in.