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    Hump Day Haiku

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      RallyWrench last edited by

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      Work darkens my soul

      Constant mind stress never rest

      Cannot see myself

      Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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      • TheJWT
        TheJWT last edited by

        The outside world may suck pretty bad right now but New Oppo is here for you

        '90 MS137 Crown, '96 GSX-R 750, '03 RC51, '15 CBR300

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        • Taylor Martin
          Taylor Martin last edited by

          I don't want to work
          I just want to bang on the
          drum all-day ah-ah

          But I feel you. Being productive is very hard.

          Some journalist told me about this site. Now I own three cars.

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          • ClassicDatsunDebate
            ClassicDatsunDebate @RallyWrench last edited by

            @rallywrench Hang in there pal!

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              RallyWrench @TheJWT last edited by

              @thejwt I'm counting on it, thanks. Shit week thus far.

              Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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                RallyWrench @Taylor Martin last edited by

                @taylor-martin Literally, I'm a drummer! Productivity is hard when others steal your peace and motivation, interrupting at every turn.

                Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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                  RallyWrench @ClassicDatsunDebate last edited by

                  @classicdatsundebate Thanks bud, doing best I can in a rough week.

                  Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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                  • spacekraken
                    spacekraken last edited by

                    @RallyWrench take care! Here's another sunset to help:IMG_7020.jpeg

                    Ben | observer of rocks | VW Alltrack and many bikes

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                    • Chariotoflove
                      Chariotoflove @RallyWrench last edited by

                      @rallywrench
                      Oh, then a joke is in order to brighten your day!

                      Q: what do you call someone who hangs around musicians all day?

                      A: a drummer.

                      <rim shot>

                      Seriously though, hope your week picks up.

                      Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                        RallyWrench @spacekraken last edited by

                        @spacekraken Well that's a beauty, what range am I looking at? Thanks!

                        Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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                          RallyWrench @Chariotoflove last edited by

                          @chariotoflove A classic, love it. My dad was in a band when I was a kid just learning to play, and they often referred to themselves at "3 musicians and a drummer."

                          What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

                          Homeless!

                          Ba-dum-TSSH

                          So many good ones.

                          Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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                          • spacekraken
                            spacekraken last edited by

                            @RallyWrench Thanks, Cascades! Specifically Jefferson and the Three Sisters in OR

                            Ben | observer of rocks | VW Alltrack and many bikes

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                              RallyWrench @spacekraken last edited by

                              @spacekraken So good. Only ever driven over them a few times, never had the luxury of time to explore. Someday. Beautiful!

                              Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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                              • spacekraken
                                spacekraken last edited by

                                @RallyWrench well worth it when circumstances allow again! Let me know and we can go drive/ride haha

                                Ben | observer of rocks | VW Alltrack and many bikes

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                                • BaconSandwich
                                  BaconSandwich @Chariotoflove last edited by

                                  @chariotoflove Reminds me of another:
                                  Q: What's the difference between a cello and an onion?
                                  A. Nobody cries when you cut up a cello.

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                                  • davesaddiction
                                    davesaddiction @RallyWrench last edited by

                                    @rallywrench

                                    Another music (?) joke:

                                    What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

                                    .

                                    .

                                    DUNG

                                    .

                                    (gotta really sell the punchline for this one!)

                                    TR-6060 . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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                                    • Chariotoflove
                                      Chariotoflove @BaconSandwich last edited by

                                      @baconsandwich said in Hump Day Haiku:

                                      @chariotoflove Reminds me of another:
                                      Q: What's the difference between a cello and an onion?
                                      A. Nobody cries when you cut up a cello.

                                      Ouch!

                                      Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                                      • Shop-Teacher
                                        Shop-Teacher last edited by

                                        Hang in there dude!

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                                        • Rusty Vandura
                                          Rusty Vandura @RallyWrench last edited by

                                          @rallywrench Oppo now hyphen
                                          What did Sven eat for breakfast?
                                          Pip Bip's hour rules rule

                                          Master Chief Dingus

                                          The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                                            RallyWrench @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                                            @rusty-vandura Well played, sir, extra credit for Oppo-relevant poetry. I'm going to try to do one every Wednesday, feel free to join in.

                                            Ride bikes. Drive Toyotas.

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