Meanwhile in Canada: Moose Licking Good

[Highlander]

[Vondon302]

@highlander Well that's advice that I've been following all my life.

[ST80MND]

@highlander Have you seen the size of these things? One lick with that tongue and BAM! no more window. Or door.

[zipfuel]

I'd need additional guidance on how to do that... "Shoo" seems it might be a little inadequate

[Roadkilled]

I haven't seen this with moose, but I've seen other wildlife licking the wheel wells of cars.

This is from Jasper. I'm assuming road salt gets caught in the wheel well.

[sn4cktimes]

We were camping way out in the bush 2 years ago and I took my enduro while the wife had the car and trailer. I was out front and had to stop for a hold heard of mountain sheep. They surrounded me and we licking my bike and pants. Even let me pet them. I had to herd them off the road for my wife and a few other vehicles. The babies were very cute.

[Highlander]

@st80mnd They are one of the few herbivores I keep a good distance away from.

[Highlander]

@zipfuel I recommend slapping them on the rump.

[WhoIsTheLeader]

I choose to read it as "lick your car, do not let moose" as you're the only one that should be doing that.

[Jb boin]

I knew it reminded me of something