The lost F35 memes are good

[Highlander]

[RacinBob]

[pyroholtz]

@RacinBob said in The lost F35 memes are good:

No low ballers, seller knows what they have!

[MasterMario]

@Highlander this is my favorite so far

[EssExTee]

@Highlander my contribution:

[ItalianJobR53]

@Highlander

[ranwhenparked]

@pyroholtz

My dear President. One Lockheed-Martin F-35B Lightning II from Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501 is now in our possession. Unless, within the next seven days your government pays to us two billion United States dollars in a manner to be designated by us, we shall transfer the plane, intact, to an enemy nation of the United States. Please signal your acceptance of our terms by arranging for the clock at the Old Post Office Tower to strike seven times at 6 pm tomorrow.

[Roadkilled]

@Highlander

The debris field has been found, so the plane is no longer missing. Consider it a likely end to the memes.

[EssExTee]

@Roadkilled you understimate our ability to shitpost

[ranwhenparked]

@Roadkilled They found debris from 9M-MRO, hasn't stopped the crazy conspiracy theories

[EssExTee]

@Highlander

[Darkbrador]

@Roadkilled

[dogisbadob]

Hi

[ForSweden]

My F-35 left me

[Roadkilled]

@Darkbrador

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

[zipfuel]

@RacinBob @pyroholtz lost the title but will provide a bill of sale...

[Miss Mercedes]

@pyroholtz Huh, that's actually my current city!!

Anyway, similar minds, clearly, because I made this using my parents' city as a location. lol

[flatisflat]

@Miss-Mercedes

You and all the other taxpayers. It's a groupbuy.

[RacinBob]

[Svend]

@Highlander
This is a ploy to-
Conspiracy monkeys, 'they are using the vaccine to track us with microchips!'.
US military, 'look, we can't even find an F35 that crashed into a known area!'.