There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.
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And it's the Altima Coupe, which, for some reason I've seen 3 of today. I took a picture of the last one (which has a giant dent in the side, go figure.....) so my next of kin would have some type of lead to go off of once my body is found.
Oddly, the last one was the only one not being driven erratically. I may yet survive the day.
If this ends up as my last Oppo post, avenge my death!
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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Coupe!
There it is.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 I really like these. Solid look to em.
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@Qaaaaa said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
Solid
Useful when they run into so many things.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 yep there’s one up the street from me. It looks like it’s had a hard life.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
avenge my death!
If needed, we will call upon the Avenger!
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@Roadkilled Send in the Troop(er)s!
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@Roadkilled said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
If needed, we will call upon the Avenger!
I prefer the real Avenger.
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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@BritsnSwedes-was-MINIGTI said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 yep there’s one up the street from me. It looks like it’s had a hard life.
They all do.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
I prefer the real Avenger.
I like the styling of that one too, but try to find one still on the road. Also, if I'm going to use an Avenger to avenge somebody's death by ramming an Altima, I rather use an Avenger that nobody would mind losing.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 The one that was not being driven erratically is the one that’s stolen.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 I think I posted it here but where I lived in Wisconsin some one had an Altima Coupe on Torque Thrusts.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 I can tell you exactly why Altima Coupes are so dangerous: they're driven by people who couldn't afford a G35. G35 people are already the ultimate poser bros, so Altima Coupes are posers posing as posers. They literally have nothing to lose.
The person reading this is a doo-doo head
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@EssExTee Exactly.
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An Altima is just a Japanese Pontiac made in the US, as far as its ownership segment is concerned.
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@Man-With-A-Reliable-Jeep said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
An Altima is just a Japanese Pontiac made in the US, as far as its ownership segment is concerned.
I was gonna say, with the death of the Altima and the Grand Am, where will people turn?
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A few days ago I was crossing the street at a stop sign when I heard the wheezing/rattling cacophony of a poorly running car approaching. The front end had been violently rearranged in a collision and parts of it were dragging along the ground. I realized the car had no intention (or ability?) to stop so I picked up my dogs and ran to avoid being its next victim.
Yes, Altima.
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 The second most decrepit car in my apartment's parking lot is an Altima coupe, which is really saying something. It's close to taking the crown from the barely-extant Escape that is missing most of its everything.
It's a shame that so many are treated so poorly since, design wise, they look great. I've always secretly had a soft spot for them.
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@theturbomrt said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
@Man-With-A-Reliable-Jeep said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
An Altima is just a Japanese Pontiac made in the US, as far as its ownership segment is concerned.
I was gonna say, with the death of the Altima and the Grand Am, where will people turn?
I suppose, um...Malibu Maxxs, Cobalts, Dodge Darts, and Chrysler 200s? Dark times for people who rely on cockroach shitboxes.
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@theturbomrt said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
@Man-With-A-Reliable-Jeep said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
An Altima is just a Japanese Pontiac made in the US, as far as its ownership segment is concerned.
I was gonna say, with the death of the Altima and the Grand Am, where will people turn?
Cruise
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ooh yeah, a sporty Altima
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@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 @Roadkilled this is the real Avenger
Although back home people of a certain age might think of the Hillman Avenger seen here in surprisingly cool Tiger form
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@Britishvillaininatl said in There's Only One Car More Dangerous Than An Altima.:
this is the real Avenger
Again, I was looking for something that I could find to ram into the Altima to avenge a death. My budget doesn't let me purchase a Grumman Avenger. Even if I could, trying to drop a torpedo on an Altima would be a challenge.
However, if I can convince the government that the Altima driver is a terrorist, I might get the help of this Avenger.
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@Roadkilled just to be sure it could call in for a flight of A10’s to strafe it with their Avenger cannons
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@WhoIsTheLeader Same here, Altima coupes have a genuinely fantastic shape to the rear end in particular. Nose is still kinda bland (it is an Altima after all), but they really aren't bad looking and I'm surprised you don't see more tuned examples since they could be had with the VQ and a manual. Probably just enough other good-looking VQ cars with RWD out there that everyone overlooks the Altima...
