Have you ever forgotten where you parked your car?

[Urambo Tauro]

@Just-Jeepin It probably landed in a tow-away zone. Check the impound

[SilentbutnotreallyDeadly]

@Just-Jeepin
If it hit water it'll be easy to find (because it will be in little oily pieces). But if it nailed soft, swampy ground like the dart it is...if could be hard to find.

[Dr_Watson]

@SilentbutnotreallyDeadly you just need a Yoda

[SilentbutnotreallyDeadly]

@Dr_Watson
Find it first he must.

[john norris]

@Just-Jeepin

Can you imagine sitting in the living room on a Sunday afternoon and ...

"The pilot, after ejecting, was found in a residential neighborhood near South Kenwood Drive in North Charleston ..."

[Dr_Watson]

@john-norris no kidding. Dude shows up at your door in a full pilot suit with blown shoot and asks to use the phone.

[Ad absurdum per aspera]

@Just-Jeepin —Maybe they should look near Tybee Island.

(Ah, the "good" old days — why go to the trouble and expense of developing ballistically equivalent inert weapons shapes when you can make your practice bombing runs on American cities with a live thermonuclear warshot?).

[JeepOfTheseus]

@Just-Jeepin my parents live on one of the lakes that they are searching. Bout to get ole pops on the pontoon with the sidescan. But wait… stealth.

[ranwhenparked]

@Dr_Watson assuming it wasn't one of those Day the Fish Came Out situations

(Be happy if you don't get the reference, not worth a Bing, what a terrible, terrible movie)

[save_the_milanos]

@save_the_milanos Did I find it?

f-35 on static display at the Reno Air Races yesterday. Pretty sure they didn't do any flight demos, but they definitely brought 2 to sit around and look nice.

[pyroholtz]

The jet’s transponder, which usually helps locate the aircraft, was not working “for some reason that we haven’t yet determined,” said Jeremy Huggins

I bet that was a fun thing to admit. Seriously, whiskey tango foxtrot?!

[Ad absurdum per aspera]

@Tripper — A science museum of my acquaintance marks its various parking areas with signs depicting various dinosaurs, and lettering that urges people to remember their dinosaur. If the adults don't remember, their kids certainly will!

[davesaddiction]

@Just-Jeepin

[john norris]

@Dr_Watson said in Have you ever forgotten where you parked your car?:

@john-norris no kidding. Dude shows up at your door in a full pilot suit with blown shoot and asks to use the phone.

Backyard arrival apparently.

Audio from the emergency call:

https://www.facebook.com/scwxguy/videos/174394725693289

Obligatory Oppo Street View DOTS.

Obvious shortcoming in "Incident - Media Report"

Weapon Type: F-35B Fighter

[hayzer911]

@Just-Jeepin I haven't decided whether I should tell them I have it...