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    Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win

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    cb is being dumb again shouting into the void
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    • GrindIntoSecond
      GrindIntoSecond @CB last edited by

      @CB about 9 years ago, my baby pooped that color.

      ā€˜22 Ridgeline
      ā€˜78 mini
      Automation: 1.5 wins, 12 podium, 6 middle, 5 bottoms

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      • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD
        Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD @CB last edited by

        @CB Banana Boat. Accessorize with a hitch-mounted hammock and call it the banana hammock. Take every opportunity to loudly talk about how comfortable your banana hammock is.

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        • CB
          CB @GrindIntoSecond last edited by

          @GrindIntoSecond said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

          @CB about 9 years ago, my baby pooped that color.

          Horrific, thank you for sharing.

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            ForSweden last edited by

            That's a BMW color

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            • AestheticsInMotion
              AestheticsInMotion last edited by

              Does it come with a V8?

              2006 R55 AMG
              1999 Hayabusa

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              • CB
                CB @AestheticsInMotion last edited by

                @AestheticsInMotion said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                Does it come with a V8?

                No. šŸ˜ž

                But does it get better fuel economy than my V8?

                Also no.

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                • Chariotoflove
                  Chariotoflove @CB last edited by

                  @CB
                  Colonel Mustard!

                  Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                  • Dr. Zoidberg
                    Dr. Zoidberg @CB last edited by

                    @CB Banana Hammock The First

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                    • ike808
                      ike808 @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

                      @Dr-Zoidberg said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                      @CB Banana Hammock The First

                      Autocorrect ducking socks

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                      • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                        SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @CB last edited by

                        @CB No. Absolutely. Probably. It knows...but won't tell anyone.

                        Neat? 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                        Take the hard road and walk it. Because hedges aren't as soft as they look.

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                        • Shop-Teacher
                          Shop-Teacher @CB last edited by

                          @CB said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                          Do I call it Colonel Mustard, the Banana Boat, or some other thing?

                          Colonel Mustard, 100%

                          Should I drink more water and go to bed at a reasonable hour?

                          Most definitely.

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                          • zipfuel
                            zipfuel @CB last edited by zipfuel

                            @CB should you go with the banana boat you would absolutely need to get a matching camping hammock...
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                            Edit: dammit two of them made the same joke already, this is what I get for only finishing the reply in the morning. šŸŒ

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                              ibRAD @CB last edited by

                              @CB This is one of your better crazy ideas. That's a great looking truck, especially in that colour.

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