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    Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win

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    • CB
      CB last edited by

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      As such, would I replace the Alltrack with a Colorado ZR2 in yellow? Do I call it Colonel Mustard, the Banana Boat, or some other thing? Should I drink more water and go to bed at a reasonable hour? The world may never know.

      What a neat “little” truck though.

      Stef Schrader beefchips facw GrindIntoSecond Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD 11 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 14
      • Stef Schrader
        Stef Schrader @CB last edited by

        @CB said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

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        As such, would I replace the Alltrack with a Colorado ZR2 in yellow? Do I call it Colonel Mustard, the Banana Boat, or some other thing? Should I drink more water and go to bed at a reasonable hour? The world may never know.

        What a neat “little” truck though.

        Colonel Mustard is PERFECTION

        maximum parsh as heck

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        • beefchips
          beefchips @CB last edited by

          @CB I mean it’s either that or a ranger raptor

          I’m a thousand miles from nowhere, time don’t matter to me

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          • facw
            facw @CB last edited by

            @CB Insufficient room to safely store Sammy in the back.

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            • CB
              CB @beefchips last edited by

              @beefchips I’m mot holding my breath on Canadian pricing for the RR.

              @facw She loves the back of the Alltrack, she’ll be fine.

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              • GrindIntoSecond
                GrindIntoSecond @CB last edited by

                @CB about 9 years ago, my baby pooped that color.

                ‘22 Ridgeline
                ‘78 mini
                Automation: 1.5 wins, 12 podium, 6 middle, 5 bottoms

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                • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD
                  Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD @CB last edited by

                  @CB Banana Boat. Accessorize with a hitch-mounted hammock and call it the banana hammock. Take every opportunity to loudly talk about how comfortable your banana hammock is.

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                  • CB
                    CB @GrindIntoSecond last edited by

                    @GrindIntoSecond said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                    @CB about 9 years ago, my baby pooped that color.

                    Horrific, thank you for sharing.

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                    • F
                      ForSweden last edited by

                      That's a BMW color

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                      • AestheticsInMotion
                        AestheticsInMotion last edited by

                        Does it come with a V8?

                        2006 R55 AMG
                        2021 701 Enduro
                        2013 Hayabusa
                        1995 Miata

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                        • CB
                          CB @AestheticsInMotion last edited by

                          @AestheticsInMotion said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                          Does it come with a V8?

                          No. 😞

                          But does it get better fuel economy than my V8?

                          Also no.

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                          • Chariotoflove
                            Chariotoflove @CB last edited by

                            @CB
                            Colonel Mustard!

                            Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                            • Dr. Zoidberg
                              Dr. Zoidberg @CB last edited by

                              @CB Banana Hammock The First

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                              • ike808
                                ike808 @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

                                @Dr-Zoidberg said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                                @CB Banana Hammock The First

                                Signature? Signature? We don’t need no signature.

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                                • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                                  SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @CB last edited by

                                  @CB No. Absolutely. Probably. It knows...but won't tell anyone.

                                  Neat? 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                  Take the hard road and walk it. Because hedges aren't as soft as they look.

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                                  • Shop-Teacher
                                    Shop-Teacher @CB last edited by

                                    @CB said in Some nights, the intrusive thoughts win:

                                    Do I call it Colonel Mustard, the Banana Boat, or some other thing?

                                    Colonel Mustard, 100%

                                    Should I drink more water and go to bed at a reasonable hour?

                                    Most definitely.

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                                    • zipfuel
                                      zipfuel @CB last edited by zipfuel

                                      @CB should you go with the banana boat you would absolutely need to get a matching camping hammock...
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                                      Edit: dammit two of them made the same joke already, this is what I get for only finishing the reply in the morning. 🍌

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                                      • I
                                        ibRAD @CB last edited by

                                        @CB This is one of your better crazy ideas. That's a great looking truck, especially in that colour.

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