DOTS (Dead On The Street)

[Mark Tucker]

This magnificent beached whale was blocking a lane of traffic this morning. The gas station nearby set out the cones to warn traffic. Thoughtful of them.

It was there for a long time. Maybe a tow truck wouldn't cut it and they had to wait for a Transporter?

[Roadkilled]

@Mark-Tucker said in DOTS (Dead On The Street):

they had to wait for a Transporter

I thought transporters were only big enough for people.

[Ad absurdum per aspera]

@Mark-Tucker Putting out cones for a stranger busted down in the street, right on. Putting that filthy "delineator" on a high-end car with what looks like a very well preserved paint job makes me want to crawl under my desk with a bottle of tequila and just rock back and forth in the fetal position for a while.

[davesaddiction]

@Roadkilled

Not a transporter, the transporter.

[Camshaft_Chris]

@davesaddiction Damn, beat me to it.

[Mark Tucker]

@davesaddiction That is the joke I was going for, yes.

[amoore100]

@Mark-Tucker That's a sub 5 year old flagship saloon. Not a good look for Audi.

[davesaddiction]

@Mark-Tucker

His stock has dropped a bit, but he's making bank from F&F.

[RallyWrench]

@amoore100 Audi doesn't care, it's out of lease and CPO range.

[aremmes]

@Roadkilled They're big enough for whales, ackshually.

[Urambo Tauro]

@Mark-Tucker said in DOTS (Dead On The Street):

Just one? That won't do; you require ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[Mark Tucker]

@Urambo-Tauro There was a row of them leading up to it as well, they were just hidden in the photo behind my car's ginormous A-pillar.

[pip bip]

@Mark-Tucker be a Quattro most likely.