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      A Former User @pip bip last edited by

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      Reallllllyyyy...

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        A Former User @DuckDuckGreyDuck last edited by

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        Duck is the common name for numerous species of waterfowl in the family Anatidae. Ducks are generally smaller and shorter-necked than swans and geese, which are members of the same family. The word duck comes from Old English dūce 'diver', a derivative of the verb *dūcan 'to duck, bend down low as if to get under something, or dive', because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending; compare with Dutch duiken and German tauchen 'to dive'.

        Pacific black duck displaying the characteristic upending "duck"
        This word replaced Old English ened/ænid 'duck', possibly to avoid confusion with other words, such as ende 'end' with similar forms. Other Germanic languages still have similar words for duck, for example, Dutch eend, German Ente and Norwegian and. The word ened/ænid was inherited from Proto-Indo-European; cf. Latin anas "duck", Lithuanian ántis 'duck', Ancient Greek νῆσσα/νῆττα (nēssa/nētta) 'duck', and Sanskrit ātí 'water bird', among others.

        A duckling is a young duck in downy plumage or baby duck, but in the food trade a young domestic duck which has just reached adult size and bulk and its meat is still fully tender, is sometimes labelled as a duckling.

        A male is called a drake and the female is called a duck, or in ornithology a hen

        All ducks belong to the biological order Anseriformes, a group that contains the ducks, geese and swans, as well as the screamers, and the magpie goose. All except the screamers belong to the biological family Anatidae. Within the family, ducks are split into a variety of subfamilies and 'tribes'. The number and composition of these subfamilies and tribes is the cause of considerable disagreement among taxonomists. Some base their decisions on morphological characteristics, others on shared behaviours or genetic studies. The number of suggested subfamilies containing ducks ranges from two to five. The significant level of hybridisation that occurs among wild ducks complicates efforts to tease apart the relationships between various species.

        Mallard landing in approach
        In most modern classifications, the so-called 'true ducks' belong to the subfamily Anatinae, which is further split into a varying number of tribes. The largest of these, the Anatini, contains the 'dabbling' or 'river' ducks – named for their method of feeding primarily at the surface of fresh water. The 'diving ducks', also named for their primary feeding method, make up the tribe Aythyini. The 'sea ducks' of the tribe Mergini are diving ducks which specialise on fish and shellfish and spend a majority of their lives in saltwater The tribe Oxyurini contains the 'stifftails', diving ducks notable for their small size and stiff, upright tails.

        A number of other species called ducks are not considered to be 'true ducks', and are typically placed in other subfamilies or tribes. The whistling ducks are assigned either to a tribe (Dendrocygnini) in the subfamily Anatinae or the subfamily Anserinae, or to their own subfamily (Dendrocygninae) or family (Dendrocyganidae). The freckled duck of Australia is either the sole member of the tribe Stictonettini in the subfamily Anserinae, or in its own family, the Stictonettinae. The shelducks make up the tribe Tadornini in the family Anserinae in some classifications, and their own subfamily, Tadorninae, in others, while the steamer ducks are either placed in the family Anserinae in the tribe Tachyerini or lumped with the shelducks in the tribe Tadorini. The perching ducks make up in the tribe Cairinini in the subfamily Anserinae in some classifications, while that tribe is eliminated in other classifications and its members assigned to the tribe Anatini. The torrent duck is generally included in the subfamily Anserinae in the monotypic tribe Merganettini, but is sometimes included in the tribe Tadornini. The pink-eared duck is sometimes included as a true duck either in the tribe Anatini or the tribe Malacorhynchini, and other times is included with the shelducks in the tribe Tadornini.

        The overall body plan of ducks is elongated and broad, and they are also relatively long-necked, albeit not as long-necked as the geese and swans. The body shape of diving ducks varies somewhat from this in being more rounded. The bill is usually broad and contains serrated pectens, which are particularly well defined in the filter-feeding species. In the case of some fishing species the bill is long and strongly serrated. The scaled legs are strong and well developed, and generally set far back on the body, more so in the highly aquatic species. The wings are very strong and are generally short and pointed, and the flight of ducks requires fast continuous strokes, requiring in turn strong wing muscles. Three species of steamer duck are almost flightless, however. Many species of duck are temporarily flightless while moulting; they seek out protected habitat with good food supplies during this period. This moult typically precedes migration.

        The drakes of northern species often have extravagant plumage, but that is moulted in summer to give a more female-like appearance, the "eclipse" plumage. Southern resident species typically show less sexual dimorphism, although there are exceptions such as the paradise shelduck of New Zealand, which is both strikingly sexually dimorphic and in which the female's plumage is brighter than that of the male. The plumage of juvenile birds generally resembles that of the female. Female ducks have evolved to have a corkscrew shaped vagina to prevent rape.

        Ducks have many predators. Ducklings are particularly vulnerable, since their inability to fly makes them easy prey not only for predatory birds but also for large fish like pike, crocodilians, predatory testudines such as the alligator snapping turtle, and other aquatic hunters, including fish-eating birds such as herons. Ducks' nests are raided by land-based predators, and brooding females may be caught unaware on the nest by mammals, such as foxes, or large birds, such as hawks or owls.

        Adult ducks are fast fliers, but may be caught on the water by large aquatic predators including big fish such as the North American muskie and the European pike. In flight, ducks are safe from all but a few predators such as humans and the peregrine falcon, which uses its speed and strength to catch ducks. Ducks eat food sources such as grasses, aquatic plants, fish, insects, small amphibians, worms, and small molluscs.

        Dabbling ducks feed on the surface of water or on land, or as deep as they can reach by up-ending without completely submerging.[24] Along the edge of the bill, there is a comb-like structure called a pecten. This strains the water squirting from the side of the bill and traps any food. The pecten is also used to preen feathers and to hold slippery food items.

        Diving ducks and sea ducks forage deep underwater. To be able to submerge more easily, the diving ducks are heavier than dabbling ducks, and therefore have more difficulty taking off to fly.

        A few specialized species such as the mergansers are adapted to catch and swallow large fish.

        The others have the characteristic wide flat bill adapted to dredging-type jobs such as pulling up waterweed, pulling worms and small molluscs out of mud, searching for insect larvae, and bulk jobs such as dredging out, holding, turning head first, and swallowing a squirming frog. To avoid injury when digging into sediment it has no cere, but the nostrils come out through hard horn.

        The Guardian published an article advising that ducks should not be fed with bread because it damages the health of the ducks and pollutes waterways.

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        • Mr.Ontop
          Mr.Ontop @Guest last edited by

          @Landen That would be a great car...right until you run your first redlight and get t-boned by a semi.

          I've seen things that you could not comprehend..without a couple of drinks

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            A Former User @Mr.Ontop last edited by

            @Mr-Ontop

            Like any car

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              ibRAD @Guest last edited by

              @Landen

              You uploaded the wrong picture by mistake

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                A Former User @ibRAD last edited by A Former User

                @ibRAD

                Ohhh Illinois

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                • Mr.Ontop
                  Mr.Ontop @Guest last edited by

                  @Landen Moreso when you can't see the redlight because your windshield makes it impossible to see it.

                  I've seen things that you could not comprehend..without a couple of drinks

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                    A Former User @Mr.Ontop last edited by

                    @Mr-Ontop

                    ah

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                    • Urambo Tauro
                      Urambo Tauro @RacinBob last edited by

                      @RacinBob said in I didn't know Oppo was buying users:

                      My mechanic tells me my left front tire is bad. Is it
                      a. The Drivers Side Tire?
                      b. The Passenger Side Tire?

                      My favorite answer to that question: "the same side where the left turn signals are"

                      1995 Mustang GT
                      1998 Wrangler Sport

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                      • DuckDuckGreyDuck
                        DuckDuckGreyDuck @Guest last edited by DuckDuckGreyDuck

                        @Landen incorrect. Re-read the question 😉

                        1980 Pontiac Firebird
                        1953 Chevrolet 3100 Pickup
                        1999 GMC Sonoma (trucklet)

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                        • Brickman
                          Brickman @Guest last edited by

                          @Landen We had some new "users" that were spam bots making posts about CBD gummies and get quickly removed

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                          • dogisbadob
                            dogisbadob last edited by

                            wait, I could've gotten PAID to be here? 🤑 😂 😂

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                            • pip bip
                              pip bip @Guest last edited by

                              @Landen sadly yes

                              2014 Chery J3 - (18/7/20) meh.
                              2011 Geely MK 1.5L (1/7/21)
                              🇺🇦

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                                A Former User @Brickman last edited by

                                @Brickman thanks for the context lol. I didn’t get it.

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