Fast and furious IRL

[Cash Rewards]

Daughter: mommy, daddy's distracting me from finishing my dinner
Me: mommy, daughter's a tattle tale
Daughter: you've tattled, too
Me:

[Manwich]

@Cash-Rewards

It will only get worse as she gets older.

[HFV_Junkyardin]

@Cash-Rewards The worst thing as a parent is when your kid calls you out on something you'd tell them not to do.

[KngT]

@Cash-Rewards But remember, no matter what the most important thing is

[Manwich]

@KngT

... and keeping your head shaved so that nobody will know that you actually have a bald spot...