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    • davesaddiction
      davesaddiction last edited by davesaddiction

      WOW, is this bad... and from the same company that gave us the BMW Films series.

      @David-Tracy 's article here.

      I’m going to guess that what we have going on here is a case of “Germans trying to be funny.” I was born and raised in Germany, so I can identify this all-too-common crisis quite easily. The use of the term “bullshit,” for example, might seem a bit harsh to Americans, who don’t expect to hear a curse word in an ad by a major company. But, I recall that my high school German dictionary’s translation for the rather mild German term “quatsch” was “bullshit.” So this just might be a case of cultural differences.
      Not that it really excuses it, since it’s pretty easy to find an American to watch a commercial before releasing it and offending a key demographic in one of your most profitable markets.
      I’m no marketing expert, but unless there’s data showing that such a strategy will be advantageous to the brand’s image/sales (and I have reason to believe that such data does not exist), BMW should probably just stop being weird about old people.

      Palette cleaner:

      TR-6060 . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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      • frinesi2
        frinesi2 @davesaddiction last edited by frinesi2

        @davesaddiction Gag. Kill me.

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        • Chariotoflove
          Chariotoflove @davesaddiction last edited by

          @davesaddiction

          Wow, that's...um...

          Well thanks for the second one anyway.

          Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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          • davesaddiction
            davesaddiction @frinesi2 last edited by

            @frinesi2

            It's just so, so bad. How this got through final approval is beyond me.

            TR-6060 . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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            • frinesi2
              frinesi2 @davesaddiction last edited by

              @davesaddiction I can't even put a thumb on what was worse - the entire thing, or ALL OF IT. Like, wow. I just ... wow.

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              • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4
                WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 @davesaddiction last edited by

                @davesaddiction Besides the M2, I'm not really sure I can say BMW has done ANYTHING compelling to me in the last 5 years.......

                I mean, the M8 gran coupe looks good I guess. But it's a million dollars and a million pounds.....

                "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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                • frinesi2
                  frinesi2 @davesaddiction last edited by

                  @davesaddiction oh and the worst f***ing part is THE MILLENIAL DIPSHITS WHO MADE IT ARE TRYING TO BE IRONIC AND MAKE SOMETHING EVERYBODY HATES. Like ... maybe we really are the worst. Ugh.

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                  • frinesi2
                    frinesi2 last edited by frinesi2

                    OMGWTFBBQ This damn commercial is making me regress. Must. Stop. Typing.

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                    • davesaddiction
                      davesaddiction @frinesi2 last edited by

                      @frinesi2 LOL

                      TR-6060 . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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                      • facw
                        facw @WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 last edited by

                        @wasgtithengtothennovathengtinowa4 I like the i8 (which debuted more than 5 years ago admittedly, though the convertible version is more recent).

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                        • Urambo Tauro
                          Urambo Tauro @davesaddiction last edited by

                          @davesaddiction The 7-Series was doing a pretty damn good job of identifying marketing bullshit. The only "emotional" "experience" I'm getting out of this ad is how strongly I agree with the 7-Series' spot-on assessment. What a disaster of a campaign.

                          1995 Mustang GT
                          1998 Wrangler Sport

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                          • WhoIsTheLeader
                            WhoIsTheLeader @davesaddiction last edited by

                            @davesaddiction That "grandpa car" isn't even halfway to legal drinking age. They could have used a car that's actually somewhat old, even in dog years. That whole thing is just so bizarre and not well thought out. And the new ugly one is also being very rude and passive aggressive. I say this advocates for elder abuse.

                            Color enthusiast, Citroën fanatic, and Cruze driver

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                            • ClassicDatsunDebate
                              ClassicDatsunDebate @davesaddiction last edited by

                              @davesaddiction LOL...oh man that was bad.
                              "ELECTRIC DRIVE YOURSELF TO HELL, TAMAGOTCHI!!"

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                              • Roadkilled
                                Roadkilled @davesaddiction last edited by

                                @davesaddiction It certainly makes it clear where BMW is going. That car with the V-12? It's old fashioned. What you want is the touch screen and mood lighting!

                                It's sad to see BMW actually stating that they are throwing away the driving experience and are now promoting a digital cocoon that let's you ignore the road.

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                                • SamV8
                                  SamV8 last edited by

                                  BMW marketing the past couple years or so have been atrocious, their Ok Boomer ad probably has to be the worst recently

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                                  • futureNDowner
                                    futureNDowner @davesaddiction last edited by

                                    @davesaddiction Wow, what a truly terrible ad. Not only do they design the first M3/M4 I don't want to drive (or even look at); then they double down with smug, insulting, ad campaigns.

                                    Maybe I'm just an old now and am just upset that I am no longer being catered to?

                                    2014 Ford Focus ST, 1973 MG MGB

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                                      RallyWrench @davesaddiction last edited by RallyWrench

                                      @davesaddiction This is the only time I've ever agreed with an E65, and that's the car that started BMW's slide into this bullshit.

                                      Not at all surprised to see Bradley coming in with the festering hot take.

                                      In these trying times, buy a Toyota

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                                      • Urambo Tauro
                                        Urambo Tauro @ClassicDatsunDebate last edited by

                                        @classicdatsundebate said in BMWTF? (marketing):

                                        "ELECTRIC DRIVE YOURSELF TO HELL, TAMAGOTCHI!!"

                                        I might just start using that phrase! Thanks BMW

                                        1995 Mustang GT
                                        1998 Wrangler Sport

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                                        • Snuze
                                          Snuze @davesaddiction last edited by

                                          @davesaddiction Thank you for this. It makes me feel 10,000% better about my Camaro.

                                          2018 Terrain Denali
                                          2012 Cruze LT
                                          1987 245 DL "Jankvagn"

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                                          • Saracen
                                            Saracen last edited by

                                            OMG! Who signed off on that garbage?

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                                            • BeaterGT
                                              BeaterGT last edited by

                                              More dislikes than likes on the video too. That's...not surprising.

                                              2005 Legacy GT / 2019 Stumpjumper

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                                              • pip bip
                                                pip bip @davesaddiction last edited by

                                                @davesaddiction 0_0

                                                2014 Chery J3 - (18/7/20) meh.
                                                2011 Geely MK 1.5L (1/7/21)
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                                                • Tripper
                                                  Tripper @davesaddiction last edited by

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                                                  E46 M3 | 1502 Hotrod | 11th Gen Civic Si

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                                                  • davesaddiction
                                                    davesaddiction @Urambo Tauro last edited by

                                                    @urambo-tauro Your new OPPO sig line? 😁

                                                    TR-6060 . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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                                                    • WhoIsTheLeader
                                                      WhoIsTheLeader @futureNDowner last edited by

                                                      @futurendowner said in BMWTF? (marketing):

                                                      @davesaddiction Wow, what a truly terrible ad. Not only do they design the first M3/M4 I don't want to drive (or even look at); then they double down with smug, insulting, ad campaigns.

                                                      Maybe I'm just an old now and am just upset that I am no longer being catered to?

                                                      But young people don't have money and the olds do! You'd think they'd know that.

                                                      Color enthusiast, Citroën fanatic, and Cruze driver

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