Umm...

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[benjrblant]

@dr-zoidberg Sorry, you were expecting....?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

@benjrblant

[aremmes]

Looks like Jalponk turned into Yahoo! Answers.

[sony1492]

@dr-zoidberg Have you started visiting the Drive much? Jalopnik is dead

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@sony1492 I also hate that generation of Civic. I don't see what good a stick would be coupled with that incredibly numb video game steering.

[TheTurbochargedSquirrel]

There's a stick coming out of the center console so it must be a stick shift right?

[flatisflat]

@dr-zoidberg She goes on to point out that she does know how to drive stick herself. Maybe the automatic-driven Civic photo is a bit tongue-in-cheek...?

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@flatisflat We can only hope

[Shop-Teacher]

@dr-zoidberg le sigh.

I don't have anything nice to say about her writing.

[Roadkilled]

@dr-zoidberg Next, Jalopnik will use the same stock photo for their article "How to use your car's touch screen infotainment system".

[2Poor_sh2Furious]

@roadkilled how to clean your leather seats

[Jordan]

@roadkilled How to rev match down shift.

[Chariotoflove]

@dr-zoidberg If the Jalopnik comments section is anything like I remember it, in the time it took you to post this, 2,000 keyboard warriors pounded out her error in the most eloquent prose.

[Spasoje]

@roadkilled but used tongue-in-cheek, of course

[dtg11]

I'm more surprised that you visited Jalopnik, honestly. I've only been once since OG oppo got shut down, read 2 articles, and decided to never go back.

[orneryduck]

VICE quality editing.

Unrelated, I always liked the interior of those. As someone mentioned, the steering was vague, power was only okay, but overall they were clean and dependable normal cars. My brother had one for a bit and even automatic, it was pleasant.

@dtg11 yea, I pop in once and awhile to check for specific people, Mercedes, David, and Jason -- if I don't see one of their articles of interest at the top, I close the tab and check again a week later. The hyphen has been pivotal in that change of practice, as the content here has helped fill the void Jalopnik once did.

[MM54]

Are you surprised?