Bruh like every car in line at this car wash is already sparkling clean

[EssExTee]

Just get out the damn way and let the actually filthy cars thru pls

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@essextee Paint swirl central

[EssExTee]

@whoistheleader is touchless

[Krusty Walnut]

@essextee They got saalt underneath their caa! Sorry, as a fellow Masshole I shouldn't perpetuate the stereotype.

[EssExTee]

@krustywantout I actually DO. We just had to road trip to Minnesota and back so the car is completely caked. Looks like someone jizzed on it and left it to dry.

[Krusty Walnut]

@essextee Thank you for that image. Now, I hope the hydrogen peroxide will wash it from my eyes.

[Taylor Martin]

@essextee There's this old song I used to hear.

Black socks never get dirty the longer you wear them the blacker they get.

I don't understand why people have to get every speck of dust off only to smash into bugs on their way back. Though I'm no Svend.

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@essextee said in Bruh like every car in line at this car wash is already sparkling clean:

@whoistheleader is touchless

Good. The previous owner of my car was a paint swirl enthusiast apparently.

[winterlegacy]

@whoistheleader You don't have to worry about paint swirls if your paint is already a mess and your car is a rolling affront to automobiles.

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@winterlegacy except it isn't

[AestheticsInMotion]

@taylor-martin said in Bruh like every car in line at this car wash is already sparkling clean:

@essextee There's this old song I used to hear.

Black socks never get dirty the longer you wear them the blacker they get.

I don't understand why people have to get every speck of dust off only to smash into bugs on their way back. Though I'm no Svend.

sometimes, I think I should wash them but something inside me says don't wash them yet!

[Taylor Martin]

@aestheticsinmotion I'm not the only one!!!