Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu)

[HUGZ]

Today, Hugz and his live-in staff left on a road trip from Dallas to San Antonio and then to Corpus Christi. Today was the Dallas to San Antonio leg of the journey. Of course, pictures have and will continue to be taken to document Huggy's great adventure. This is the story so far...

We start pre-embarkment, with Hugz packed and ready to go (he even painted his AirPods case to appease lord uppu and bless this trip):

Then jumped in the car, and naturally, being the great penguin he is Huggy offered to drive this leg of the journey:

After driving the 257 miles, Hugz spotted the five-star hotel he was to stay at:

After arriving at the Five-star hotel and grabbing a cup of "fancy" water, he graciously showed the doorman to the suite after arranging to steal... I mean to borrow a toy:!

Once he arrived at his suite he explored the amenities:

Then after remembering he booked a hotel on the riverwalk he went to adore the water, of course, there were some shiny things he got distracted by on the way there:

After going to the river and smelling the fumes wafting from many restaurants, he headed to dinner at his favorite burger joint:

After a long day of driving and exploring he decided to go for a swim at the hotel's rooftop pool:

[Shop-Teacher]

@HUGZ That airpod case is awesome!

[Chariotoflove]

@HUGZ
Everything was fine until he grabbed a bite of my jalapeño burger and washed it down with half my pina colada!

[CarsOfFortLangley]

@HUGZ does sponsored by Uppu mean that @Chariotoflove has been using the Oppo fund lol

[flatisflat]

@CarsOfFortLangley said in Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu):

@HUGZ does sponsored by Uppu mean that @Chariotoflove has been using the Oppo fund lol

[Albino Kangaroo]

Well that was trippy.

[derp]

Hey if y'all @HUGZ @Chariotoflove are in San Anton tomorrow and feel like spending a bunch of money on an amazing steak restaurant, Bohanon's. One of the absolute best meals I ever had.

Fair warning, apps, meals, sides, drinks and desserts for my wife and I was damn near 300 dollars in 2014.

[ITA97]

@CarsOfFortLangley said in Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu):

@HUGZ does sponsored by Uppu mean that @Chariotoflove has been using the Oppo fund lol

Wait, why did he get the proceeds from this month's Only Fans activities?

[CarsOfFortLangley]

@ITA97 no offence to any of the @Curators , but I don’t think any of us have a future career in onlyfans vids.

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@HUGZ Woah, what's he doing with that fish?

[Nick Hynds]

@HUGZ why does he look so good in that hat?

[derp]

@CarsOfFortLangley said in Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu):

@ITA97 no offence to any of the @Curators , but I don’t think any of us have a future career in onlyfans vids.

excuse you.

i'm dead sexy.

[ibRAD]

@HUGZ Hotel room coffee maker! That's a brave penguin.

[HUGZ]

@Chariotoflove nom nom nom

[HUGZ]

@Albino-Kangaroo Wheel see what happens today, not to gas you up, boat I have fin-tastic things in store.

[HUGZ]

@Nick-Hynds I look good in everything.

[ClassicDatsunDebate]

@HUGZ
Of course Hugz the penguin loves San Antonio…it has streets made of water.

[Chariotoflove]

@CarsOfFortLangley said in Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu):

@HUGZ does sponsored by Uppu mean that @Chariotoflove has been using the Oppo fund lol

My concern is those nights when he comes back with more money than he left with.

[Chariotoflove]

@HUGZ said in Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu):

@Nick-Hynds I look good in everything.

It’s true.

[Chariotoflove]

@derp said in Road Trip (sponsored by lord uppu):

Hey if y'all @HUGZ @Chariotoflove are in San Anton tomorrow and feel like spending a bunch of money on an amazing steak restaurant, Bohanon's. One of the absolute best meals I ever had.

Fair warning, apps, meals, sides, drinks and desserts for my wife and I was damn near 300 dollars in 2014.

Oh, I’ve heard of that place. I wish we had that kind of budget!

[Nick Hynds]

@HUGZ Even this?

[RallyDarkstrike]

@HUGZ I am thoroughly impressed with the effort that went into this post....and also simultaneously questioning @HUGZ sanity

[HUGZ]

@Nick-Hynds yes

[HUGZ]

@RallyDarkstrike what is this sanity you speak of???

[RallyDarkstrike]

@HUGZ I rest my case