How do they make that Holy Water at Church? Do they do anything special?

[Manwich]

Nah... they just boil the hell out of it!

And that's your Oppo Dad Joke of the Day!

Happy Father's Day!

[pip bip]

@Manwich

[Sam Blockhan]

@Manwich A legitimate common question among Catholic children taking First Communion classes is, "how many communions do you need before you eat a whole Jesus?"

[SilentbutnotreallyDeadly]

@Manwich
I made my own version with tadpoles. My recollection is that the Minister was hopping mad.

[Manwich]

@Sam-Blockhan

And that question has been answered!

https://cheezburger.com/6620933/tumblr-user-runs-the-ridiculous-math-on-how-many-communion-wafers-equal-one-jesus

[Italia]

@Manwich wow it's only roughly $3000 to buy my own personal Jesus?

[just-a-scratch]

@Italia said in How do they make that Holy Water at Church? Do they do anything special?:

@Manwich wow it's only roughly $3000 to buy my own personal Jesus?

[MybirdIStheword]

@Manwich thanks for sharing, this is hilarious.

[svend]

@Manwich
When you realise that even when a bear puts on socks and shoes, it's still got bear feet.