Epic prank idea
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Step 1: get a shit ton of money
Step 2: buy an Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale
Step 3: hide it away so know one knows where it is
Step 4: create an exact replica of the Alfa
Step 5: paint the replica chrome pink, give it massive neon green rims, and put the ugliest wing on the back.
Step 6: show the replica to the public claiming that I improved my Alfa.
Step 7: let all hell break lose and watch the internet explode with people getting angry
Step 8: wait a few weeks before letting the world in on the joke -
I approve of this plan but it needs a visual reference
Wing should be attached with deck screws at odd angles -
@zipfuel And I could make it so it provides lift instead of downforce. Upforce?
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@Nick-Hynds Also fart-can muffler and extreme camber.
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@Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD extreme -positive- camber + monster truck high suspension
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@Nick-Hynds God YES!! the equivalent of adding forza aero onto a old car.
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@Armith-Vala i might get shot if I actually do this
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@Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD -- Don't forget poke (those wheels might have to be replaced) and stretch.
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At first I thought you were talking about this Alfa 33:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa_Romeo_33 -
@Nick-Hynds yes there is a chance.
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@Nick-Hynds While you're at it, get rid of that puny engine and swap in an LS.