Humpday Haiku: Cars against humanity

[RallyWrench]

Maybe sell my cars

Make garage a music room

Also bicycles

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Thinking long term here

Cars are not sustainable

Have fun in new ways

[ash78]

Garage hot and gross
Made it a gym and rec room
Now car is oven

/true story bro

[flatisflat]

@RallyWrench
What's sustainable?
Earthen molten lava via
supernova sun.

[davesaddiction]

@RallyWrench

Sell all but Porsche.
One Car To Do It All, right?
The fam will get it.

[aremmes]

Gas costs too much now
Take public transit instead
Save money for boat

[RamblinRover]

@RallyWrench
lateral thinking...
captive whale breeding program
run car on whale oil

[RallyWrench]

@davesaddiction
Sell all but Lancia

The four seat Italian coupe

Go slowly with class

[RallyWrench]

@RamblinRover
You're a weird guy, Ace

Whale oil is bad news for whales

Smells worse than french fries

[RallyWrench]

@aremmes
My dude are you nuts

The best way to have a boat

Is have friends with boats

[RallyWrench]

@flatisflat
Can't come soon enough

Just like the end of Rogue One

Watch the end on beach

[davesaddiction]

@RallyWrench

The one you love most?
Yes, then that should be the one.
Focus your desire.

[BJ]

I see you out there
Idling, waiting idly, still
Turn off your engine

[RallyWrench]

@davesaddiction
Greatest attachment

Also no smog and cheaper

Porsche parts suck balls

[RallyWrench]

@BJ
Definitely still

Pumping gas and turning wheels

But going nowhere

[i86hotdogs]

looks at gas prices
buys old mustang anyways
right foot makes noises

[RallyWrench]

@i86hotdogs
At the very least

Even when there's no more gas

Mustang still looks good

[i86hotdogs]

@RallyWrench said in Humpday Haiku: Cars against humanity:

Mustang still looks good

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[RallyWrench]

@i86hotdogs
Rephrase as haiku

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

[MisterButtercup]

@RallyWrench
Looks like I missed it
Now Thursday, but not Friday
Wednesday is yesterday

[RallyWrench]

@MisterButtercup
What are days, really

One blurs into another

It doesn't matter