Flathead County Police Blotter
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12:28 a.m. Fireworks were heard going off.
1:34 a.m. Someone tried to steal beer from a gas station, but left behind their keys and some mail on accident.
5:19 p.m. Someone reported “weird subtle things” moving around their house. They also reported that in January, they’d found fingerprints on the mirrors.
7:05 p.m. Three bears were minding their own business.
12:52 a.m. Kids were hiding in the bushes near the road and throwing eggs at passing cars.
8:14 a.m. Someone thought that the tan pit bull standing in a field was too skinny and looked like it was about to fall over.
9:28 a.m. A man wearing black pants was picking dandelions from the side of the road.
10:56 a.m. Someone parked in a spot that wasn’t theirs.
12:36 p.m. Loud music was playing approximately 300 yards away.
12:48 p.m. A neighbor was heard cussing at her kids.
2:17 p.m. Someone called 911 to ask whether there were any restrictions on where they could bury a deceased pet.
3:56 p.m. A barn cat was still stuck 40 feet up a tree for the second day.
8:52 a.m. A man who had used a rifle as collateral for a car sale had a falling out with the seller and now wanted his gun back.12:16 p.m. A man skinned his knee.
3:15 p.m. A bale of grain was blocking the fast lane.
4:31 p.m. Someone was having ongoing issues with a ‘not pleasant’ neighbor.
And you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
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@Highlander It was a rather mild week if dandelion picking and poltergeists are all that's afoot.
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A man wearing black pants was picking dandelions from the side of the road.
Apocalypse now.
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@Highlander said in Flathead County Police Blotter:
5:19 p.m. Someone reported “weird subtle things” moving around their house. They also reported that in January, they’d found fingerprints on the mirrors.
Aka, someone has been very lonely for the past 6 months and finally worked out how to have a conversation with someone on the phone who has to pick up
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@Highlander said in Flathead County Police Blotter:
7:05 p.m. Three bears were minding their own business.
7:20 p.m. A neighborhood girl complained that one of the bear's porridge was too hot and another's was too cold.
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@Highlander said in Flathead County Police Blotter:
2:17 p.m. Someone called 911 to ask whether there were any restrictions on where they could bury a deceased pet.
3:56 p.m. A barn cat was still stuck 40 feet up a tree for the second day.My theory is that these two are connected.
Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist
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@Chariotoflove I just hope it wasn't the malnourished pit bull.
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@facw said in Flathead County Police Blotter:
@Chariotoflove I just hope it wasn't the malnourished pit bull.
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