I am not R. Kelly

[6MT_FTW]

I have a birth certificate (and Wikipedia, as his evidence) to show that we were almost 2,000 miles apart on this day 54 years ago. I also don't want to be associated with Betsy DeVos or Kim Jong Un, two others that share this one-in-365/366 day.

I prefer to be associated more with David Bowie, Stephen Hawking and Elvis, slightly more upstanding people. I'll probably be heading out for lunch at Firehouse, a nap, dinner at Arby's followed by dessert at Panera - basically anywhere that will give me free food today. Oh, it's gonna be an exciting one... Zzzzzz...

[davesaddiction]

Hope this coming year is infinitely superior to the last.

[DipodomysDeserti]

@6mt_ftw I think I'd put R. Kelly and Bowie in the same boat. Both had a penchant for underage girls. Happy birthday!

[frinesi2]

That's exactly the kind of thing R. Kelly would say.

[ForSweden]

Your claims seems sus

[facw]

@6mt_ftw Probably for the best.

[onlytwowheels]

Happy birthday.

A 1967 Cosmo Sport 110S as your gift.

[EssExTee]

@6mt_ftw You're not trapped in the closet?

[6MT_FTW]

@onlytwowheels Thank you! For a Mazda fan, like me, that’s perfect.

Just kidding - I’d only advocate for that if I ran a company making apex seals

[6MT_FTW]

@essextee said in I am not R. Kelly:

@6mt_ftw You're not trapped in the closet?

I just watched that for the first time. Yikes. Was he aware of the other ways that phrase could be taken? Was the symbolism with the gun intentional? Given his history, inquiring minds don't want to know...

[ibRAD]

Happy Birthday!

[Longtime Lurker]

@6mt_ftw
Happy Birthday

[pip bip]

@6mt_ftw happy birthday

[gmporschenut also a fan of hondas]

@6mt_ftw haapy birthday, heres a furai for your time. mmm dat ass

[6MT_FTW]

@gmporschenut-also-a-fan-of-hondas Mmm, love me some Furai. It was such a great design and I really wish that they would build an identical replacement despite it being an older design and not something to celebrate their future plans.

I am also pleased to own the one production car that uses the Nagare design language. It adds a nice bit of variety to what would ordinarily be a rather slab-sided vehicle.

[SmugAardvark]

@6mt_ftw Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary, my friend.