OPPOsaurus bait

[krustywantout]

@OPPOsaurus-WRX

https://boston.craigslist.org/nos/cto/d/byfield-2005-manual-audi-allroad-rs/7256336735.html

Don't like his tone but I'm guessing he's dealt with a lot of CL BS. Even though he says he's looked the car over, it would take a brave soul to buy it.

[Jb boin]

@krustywantout yes, he is talking a bit too much

And those are not S6 seats which are Recaro and it really deserve a 3 spoke steering wheel.
The oil warning light on the dashboard photo is not reassuring at all...

But if all these mods have been done properly and it's working properly, it's a very desirable car.

[pip bip]

@krustywantout that was a fun read.

[LooseonExit]

@krustywantout I would not buy a car from this human. "Look at my $10k piece of shit" is a weird way to sell a car. Also "BMWs/Benzes/Saabs" more reliable lol. And of course them infamous "fabrication" usage of which I'm sure there's none. An interesting read though.

[Shop-Teacher]

@krustywantout "You can’t take it to your buddy’s shop for “evaluation”"
No inspection. Oh yeah, I'm sure it's in tip-top condition.

I love the volumes of random extraneous information, like this. "I traded my buddy a MILF owned bone stock immaculate garage kept dealer serviced black 2003 Allroad because it bored me & I wanted to play with this one instead."

Condensation, or white smoke? Do you feel lucky punk?

This dude is so full of shit, I can smell it from here. He's only put 500 miles on it, because he's scared to drive it and break it. He damn well should be. I swear the rear end is sitting a little lower too.

[OPPOsaurus WRX]

@jb-boin wow, today on how to destroy your car.....those look like some violent launches

[OPPOsaurus WRX]

@krustywantout so $10k for a car that now no one can work on that will constantly break. not to mention he gutted all the Allroad-ness out of it. he should have just used a regular wagon for that.

[Jb boin]

@Shop-Teacher looks like normal condensation to me but obviously the photo would have looked better (and less suspicious) if he waited for the engine/exhaust to be at temp before taking the photo.
But the "S6 interior" on the title while nothing is from a S6... i wonder if the turbos are really some K04 and not just some K03S.

@opposaurus-wrx the Allroad wide arches looks nice when painted and it's not clear if it's still on air suspensions or not.

[Shop-Teacher]

@jb-boin said in OPPOsaurus bait:

But the "S6 interior" on the title while nothing is from a S6... i wonder if the turbos are really some K04 and not just some K03S.

Since the seller didn't build it, I reckon he doesn't know the difference between any of these things. Who knows what pile of mongreled together parts is in this thing?

[Exage03040]

@krustywantout

That was a fun read!

I’m not in the market for new friends (ESPECIALLY the type of folks a car like this generally brings out of the woodwork).

I cruise CL Auto for friends all the time.

I’m sticking with my BMWs/Benzes/Saabs & Ford trucks - don’t call me crying when some stupid 2 cent piece of brittle plastic frags inside the motor & sucks thru a turbo.

Those are all pinnacles of reliability... *Starts laughing

[facw]

I do want an AWD wagon, but I think I'll pass on a maintenance nightmare with 170k on the clock.