Our cunning defence strategy at work again

[іди на хуй Влад - formerly known as Distraxi]

The New Zealand Security Intelligence Service's ongoing campaign to protect our shores by keeping them off world maps has struck another blow for freedom.

Thanks to our spies’ infiltration of Amazing Maps, we can now piss off Putin as much as we like and he'll never be able to nuke us, because he'll never find us.

So ya boo sucks to you, Vlad!

[pip bip]

@іди-на-хуй-Влад-formerly-known-as-Distraxi better to be left off altogether than put there.

[CB]

@іди-на-хуй-Влад-formerly-known-as-Distraxi New Zealand isn't real.

[іди на хуй Влад - formerly known as Distraxi]

@pip-bip Does explain why I just found MH370 in my back yard though.

[іди на хуй Влад - formerly known as Distraxi]

@CB Damn, busted! We're actually a botnet run by Bernie Sanders.

[facw]

@іди-на-хуй-Влад-formerly-known-as-Distraxi Trying to find New Zealand in the Indian Ocean may not work out so hot for them, but they are going to have way easier time occupying Greenland than they're expecting, way less ground to cover in reality.

[chan]

That’s Old Zealand.

[SilentbutnotreallyDeadly]

@chan said in Our cunning defence strategy at work again:

That’s Old Zealand.

West Zealand. Or perhaps Greater Rottnest?

[bison78]

@іди-на-хуй-Влад-formerly-known-as-Distraxi

[A Former User]

@chan
Pretty sure this is old Zeeland.

[іди на хуй Влад - formerly known as Distraxi]

@bison78

[john norris]

@іди-на-хуй-Влад-formerly-known-as-Distraxi

Looks like they moved you a little north as well as the westerly transition. This could have some significant impacts.