DOTS...Sponsored by the accessory aisle at Auto Zone

[tophercrowder]

Little bit of everything on this fine Chevy. Wings, Spoilers, Stickers, Stripes, maybe even a USB powered vaping tank. Well done Sir!

[Snuze]

@tophercrowder I really like the wavy front lip spoiler. I think my Cruze needs one too!

[CarsOfFortLangley]

@Snuze That's just a chinesium splitter that's warped in the summer sun I think

[KngT]

@tophercrowder

[Snuze]

@CarsOfFortLangley Shhh! Id call if a feature and tell everyone that its advanced... it's formed to the specific aerodynamic wakes of the car. For maximum downforce!

[flatisflat]

@Snuze @CarsOfFortLangley Even better, it's probably EZ-Lip!

[Mark Tucker]

@Snuze Reminds me of the guys who used to make fender flares out of garden edging.

[ShrimpHappens]

@Mark-Tucker said in DOTS...Sponsored by the accessory aisle at Auto Zone:

@Snuze Reminds me of the guys who used to make fender flares out of garden edging.

Ford Motor Company? I'm too lazy to link a Bronco Sasquatch. Use your imagination.

[Mr.Ontop]

@tophercrowder For just a second I thought it had those "eye lashes" on it.

[WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4]

@tophercrowder What are the odds someone gets the same scar over both of their eyes? Amazing.....

[WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4]

@Mr-Ontop At least the car eyelashes have an air of humor to them. This person is very clearly serious about the toughness of his domestic economy car.

[Darkbrador]

@tophercrowder Anectodal observations on a statistically inconsequent sample size seem to point to the Chevy Cruze dethroning the Nissan Altima as the vehicle of choice for shittiest drivers.

I'll ask for peer review.

[415s30]

@tophercrowder He got in the Zone.

[Mupalup]

@tophercrowder Is that an SS?

[tophercrowder]

@Mupalup would you trust the SS emblems on it?

[Mupalup]

@tophercrowder Only if it was a 90s impala. Or maybe a Malibu, lol.

[Mupalup]

@tophercrowder Also, had a friend in HS who's parents bought him an late 90s civic coupe in a beautiful blue, but decided it didn't look sporty enough as is. They had white racing stripes added before giving it to him, lol. He hated they did that, but was actually painted on in the days before vinyl was really being used.

Maybe the same with this poor kid.