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    A little thing slipped out of my mouth.

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    • Armith Vala
      Armith Vala last edited by

      Ok, so story time here.
      So, at history class today, the class was talking about Sub-Saharan Africa. We were talking about the European colonization of Africa and shortage of food because of not enough farmland in Africa. Then she asked us what things are in shortage NOW. So, I said chips. The whole class burst out laughing. I realized I said chips, and subsequently laughed as well. What I mean was CPU chips for cars, as, me being a DriveTribe refugee, know enough about them the pandemic has put them in shortage. At least I didn't get in trouble.

      supra has 1000 of horsepower,stock ofcourse-PurplePetrol13.IStandWith🇺🇦

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      • Chariotoflove
        Chariotoflove @Armith Vala last edited by

        @Armith-Vala
        Okay, that's funny.

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        • SAAB_9-3_SportCombi
          SAAB_9-3_SportCombi @Armith Vala last edited by

          @Armith-Vala that’s awesome

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          • tophercrowder
            tophercrowder @Armith Vala last edited by

            @Armith-Vala when a teacher asks that sort of question..the best answer is 'LOVE' there is a shortage of love. Plus, chicks love that answer

            SHARE YOUR CANDY

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            • beefchips
              beefchips @Armith Vala last edited by

              @Armith-Vala 😂 still I’m not surprised your teacher didn’t appreciate it

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              • facw
                facw @Armith Vala last edited by facw

                @Armith-Vala I mean you are completely right, there are significant shortages of computer chips right now, and it's a real problem creating shortages of many other goods including cars. No laughing matter.

                Though for what it's worth, grocery stores are experiencing shortages as well, so it's quite possible there's a shortage of snack food chips as well (I had a craving for Doritos the other night, and those were in stock, but I'm pretty sure the shelves below them were nearly bare).

                @tophercrowder Even if you said it in perfect Spanish, my grades 9-12 Spanish teacher would have mocked you mercilessly for such a bullshit answer. She was fun!

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                • Armith Vala
                  Armith Vala @beefchips last edited by

                  @beefchips Oh she did. She laughed. Hard.

                  supra has 1000 of horsepower,stock ofcourse-PurplePetrol13.IStandWith🇺🇦

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                  • Armith Vala
                    Armith Vala @tophercrowder last edited by

                    @tophercrowder My mom would kill me If I had a girlfriend.

                    supra has 1000 of horsepower,stock ofcourse-PurplePetrol13.IStandWith🇺🇦

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                    • Chariotoflove
                      Chariotoflove @tophercrowder last edited by

                      @tophercrowder said in A little thing slipped out of my mouth.:

                      @Armith-Vala when a teacher asks that sort of question..the best answer is 'LOVE' there is a shortage of love. Plus, chicks love that answer

                      I mean, he essentially said the same thing, since it means fewer people get Lay'd. But I bet saying it that way Ruffles her feathers.

                      I'll just see myself out...

                      Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                      • Genesis_Haysenhox
                        Genesis_Haysenhox @Chariotoflove last edited by Genesis_Haysenhox

                        @Chariotoflove

                        I could use some sour cream 😋

                        and onion....

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                        • tophercrowder
                          tophercrowder @Chariotoflove last edited by

                          @Chariotoflove don't be so salty

                          SHARE YOUR CANDY

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                          • flatisflat
                            flatisflat @Armith Vala last edited by

                            @Armith-Vala said in A little thing slipped out of my mouth.:

                            @tophercrowder My mom would kill me If I had a girlfriend.

                            It's better to go out on top.........

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                            • derp
                              derp last edited by

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                              • bison78
                                bison78 @facw last edited by

                                @facw

                                Though for what it's worth, grocery stores are experiencing shortages as well, so it's quite possible there's a shortage of snack food chips as well (I had a craving for Doritos the other night, and those were in stock, but I'm pretty sure the shelves below them were nearly bare).

                                Of all things that are in short supply: distilled water.

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                                • pip bip
                                  pip bip @Armith Vala last edited by

                                  @Armith-Vala you're not wrong.

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                                  • DrDanteiii
                                    DrDanteiii @bison78 last edited by

                                    @bison78 said in A little thing slipped out of my mouth.:

                                    Of all things that are in short supply: distilled water.

                                    then it is definitely time for me to build a still for "water"

                                    If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. -M.A.

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