Oppositelock
    • Register
    • Login
    • Search
    • Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Users
    • User Guide
    • Key Stuff
      • Best Of OPPO
      • Overland
      • Planelopnik
      • LaLD
      • Classifieds
      • Shoppo
      • OPPO Discord
      • TOS
    • Support OPPO
      • Merch Store
      • UPPU Stickers
      • Paypal Donate

    Down at the Grocery Store

    Oppositelock
    16
    22
    271
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • FTTOHG
      FTTOHG last edited by FTTOHG

      6287A678-1D4F-462C-B967-2E449EB03522.jpeg

      This was the spot next to me when I got back to my car. Remember we share the road with these drivers.

      In other news I’ve hardly been here for a couple weeks with work and family holiday craziness going on... anything exciting I missed?

      2022 Ascent, 2013 Outback, 2012 SVT Raptor

      Shop-Teacher gmporschenut also a fan of hondas Urambo Tauro ranwhenparked 4 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 5
      • Shop-Teacher
        Shop-Teacher @FTTOHG last edited by

        @fttohg Wow. Idiot.

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • Just Jeepin'
          Just Jeepin' last edited by

          I once spotted an SUV driver hung up on the concrete base of a lamp post in a parking lot. Couldn't go either direction without causing more damage to their door.

          That's definitely a bad day.

          Jeeps

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
          • dead_elvis
            dead_elvis last edited by

            Some people have bad depth perception, but this driver suffers from impaired width perception.

            Is it a groove, or is it a rut?
            '02 Volvo V70; RIP '87 Volvo 244DL

            trivet 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 8
            • gin-san
              gin-san last edited by

              Poor Tundra, it didn't deserve this.

              gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
              • khalbali
                khalbali last edited by

                Work truck!

                Current DD - My badass grandma's 2001 Accord EX 5-speed

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                • WhoIsTheLeader
                  WhoIsTheLeader last edited by

                  Just testing the toughness of their truck, duh. If it can't show a shopping cart corral who's boss how can it navigate the Yukon or Death Valley while towing three airliners?

                  Color enthusiast, Citroën fanatic, and Cruze driver

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
                  • Dr. Zoidberg
                    Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

                    When I drove an '07 longbed for two years, I did have a fair amount of anxiety when parking it because it was fucking huge. But I did a hell of a lot better job than this guy

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                    • sn4cktimes
                      sn4cktimes last edited by

                      I dropped presents at my Mom's place yesterday. Old guy in an old pickup put it 2' up onto the curb... If I hadn't stepped out of the way... would've been a shitty "Holiday" for me.

                      '84 Dodge Rampage, '88 AMC Eagle, '15 Husky FE350S -Oppo Never Dies!

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                      • gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
                        gmporschenut also a fan of hondas @gin-san last edited by

                        @gin-san I just hope it didn't shove the cart holder into the car on the ajoining spot.

                        FTTOHG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                        • gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
                          gmporschenut also a fan of hondas @FTTOHG last edited by

                          @fttohg replaced bumper and messed rear corner says to me this isn't the first crash

                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 5
                          • onlytwowheels
                            onlytwowheels last edited by

                            I often like to park next to the cart corral, because it means one less idiot that will park next to me. I have never considered the idiot that may park on the other side of that corral. This was an eye opener.

                            facw 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
                            • FTTOHG
                              FTTOHG @gmporschenut also a fan of hondas last edited by

                              @gmporschenut-also-a-fan-of-hondas Didn’t move it much. I assume really low speed pulled in too tight of an angle.

                              2022 Ascent, 2013 Outback, 2012 SVT Raptor

                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • facw
                                facw @onlytwowheels last edited by

                                @onlytwowheels I never park next to the corral, because I assume lazy assholes or children (who may also be lazy assholes) will just fling carts in the general direction of the corral, if they can be bothered to try to return their cart at all.

                                onlytwowheels 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                • onlytwowheels
                                  onlytwowheels @facw last edited by

                                  @facw
                                  I assume most of the lazy ones will just leave it in a parking space or curb it.

                                  facw 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                  • facw
                                    facw @onlytwowheels last edited by

                                    @onlytwowheels Some certainly will, but laziness is a spectrum!

                                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                    • Jarrett
                                      Jarrett last edited by

                                      Some people should really restrict themselves to the sub-compact segments.

                                      2018 BRZ, 2011 Mazda3, 2015 Rogue, [Rust in Pieces - 2002 Miata]

                                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • trivet
                                        trivet @dead_elvis last edited by

                                        @dead_elvis said in Down at the Grocery Store:

                                        Some people have bad depth perception, but this driver suffers from impaired width perception.

                                        This is absolutely one of the best things I have ever heard. 😂

                                        Current stable: 2015 WRX Limited, 1987 Fiero GT,
                                        Past cars: 1990 Eagle Talon TSi, 1990 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo, 1982 Pontiac J2000 (my first) and many others I don't want to talk about.......

                                        dead_elvis 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                        • Urambo Tauro
                                          Urambo Tauro @FTTOHG last edited by

                                          @fttohg Driver must've cut the wheels sharp-right in order to get the mirror around the vertical like that... now let's see him try backing it out and to the left!

                                          1995 Mustang GT
                                          1998 Wrangler Sport

                                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                          • dead_elvis
                                            dead_elvis @trivet last edited by

                                            @trivet said in Down at the Grocery Store:

                                            @dead_elvis said in Down at the Grocery Store:

                                            Some people have bad depth perception, but this driver suffers from impaired width perception.

                                            This is absolutely one of the best things I have ever heard. 😂

                                            alt text

                                            Is it a groove, or is it a rut?
                                            '02 Volvo V70; RIP '87 Volvo 244DL

                                            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                            • ranwhenparked
                                              ranwhenparked @FTTOHG last edited by

                                              @fttohg The number of people driving big trucks is much greater than the number of people who know how to properly maneuver big trucks

                                              2022 Ioniq SE
                                              1964 Corvair Monza

                                              FTTOHG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                              • FTTOHG
                                                FTTOHG @ranwhenparked last edited by

                                                @ranwhenparked I'm still getting used to parking my Raptor. Which is why I always park it at the far end of the lot.

                                                2022 Ascent, 2013 Outback, 2012 SVT Raptor

                                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                • Moved from Oppositelock by  jminer jminer 
                                                • Moved from Archive by  jminer jminer 
                                                • Moved from Oppositelock by  CarsOfFortLangley CarsOfFortLangley 
                                                • Moved from Archive by  jminer jminer 
                                                • First post
                                                  Last post

                                                97
                                                Online

                                                1.3k
                                                Users

                                                50.5k
                                                Topics

                                                720.6k
                                                Posts