Down at the Grocery Store

[FTTOHG]

This was the spot next to me when I got back to my car. Remember we share the road with these drivers.

In other news I’ve hardly been here for a couple weeks with work and family holiday craziness going on... anything exciting I missed?

[Shop-Teacher]

@fttohg Wow. Idiot.

[Just Jeepin']

I once spotted an SUV driver hung up on the concrete base of a lamp post in a parking lot. Couldn't go either direction without causing more damage to their door.

That's definitely a bad day.

[dead_elvis]

Some people have bad depth perception, but this driver suffers from impaired width perception.

[gin-san]

Poor Tundra, it didn't deserve this.

[khalbali]

Work truck!

[WhoIsTheLeader]

Just testing the toughness of their truck, duh. If it can't show a shopping cart corral who's boss how can it navigate the Yukon or Death Valley while towing three airliners?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

When I drove an '07 longbed for two years, I did have a fair amount of anxiety when parking it because it was fucking huge. But I did a hell of a lot better job than this guy

[sn4cktimes]

I dropped presents at my Mom's place yesterday. Old guy in an old pickup put it 2' up onto the curb... If I hadn't stepped out of the way... would've been a shitty "Holiday" for me.

[gmporschenut also a fan of hondas]

@gin-san I just hope it didn't shove the cart holder into the car on the ajoining spot.

[gmporschenut also a fan of hondas]

@fttohg replaced bumper and messed rear corner says to me this isn't the first crash

[onlytwowheels]

I often like to park next to the cart corral, because it means one less idiot that will park next to me. I have never considered the idiot that may park on the other side of that corral. This was an eye opener.

[FTTOHG]

@gmporschenut-also-a-fan-of-hondas Didn’t move it much. I assume really low speed pulled in too tight of an angle.

[facw]

@onlytwowheels I never park next to the corral, because I assume lazy assholes or children (who may also be lazy assholes) will just fling carts in the general direction of the corral, if they can be bothered to try to return their cart at all.

[onlytwowheels]

@facw
I assume most of the lazy ones will just leave it in a parking space or curb it.

[facw]

@onlytwowheels Some certainly will, but laziness is a spectrum!

[Jarrett]

Some people should really restrict themselves to the sub-compact segments.

[trivet]

@dead_elvis said in Down at the Grocery Store:

Some people have bad depth perception, but this driver suffers from impaired width perception.

This is absolutely one of the best things I have ever heard.

[Urambo Tauro]

@fttohg Driver must've cut the wheels sharp-right in order to get the mirror around the vertical like that... now let's see him try backing it out and to the left!

[dead_elvis]

@trivet said in Down at the Grocery Store:

@dead_elvis said in Down at the Grocery Store:

Some people have bad depth perception, but this driver suffers from impaired width perception.

This is absolutely one of the best things I have ever heard.

[ranwhenparked]

@fttohg The number of people driving big trucks is much greater than the number of people who know how to properly maneuver big trucks

[FTTOHG]

@ranwhenparked I'm still getting used to parking my Raptor. Which is why I always park it at the far end of the lot.