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    Who names a boat after boner pills?

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    • Noodles
      Noodles last edited by

      IMG_20201220_101621.jpg this guy does.

      Weiner

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      • WilliamsSW
        WilliamsSW @Noodles last edited by

        @noodles is the boat next to it named the "Clam Idiot"?

        We apologize for the inconvenience.

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        • Urambo Tauro
          Urambo Tauro last edited by

          @noodles Boney McBoneface

          1995 Mustang GT
          1998 Wrangler Sport

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          • Noodles
            Noodles @Urambo Tauro last edited by

            @urambo-tauro that sounds right

            Weiner

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            • Shop-Teacher
              Shop-Teacher @WilliamsSW last edited by

              @williamssw said in Who names a boat after boner pills?:

              @noodles is the boat next to it named the "Clam Idiot"?

              I'm a huge Archer fan, so I would totally name a boat the "Clam Idiot"

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              • phenotyp
                phenotyp @Noodles last edited by

                @noodles “See Alice?”

                “No, but I heard her comin”

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                • WilliamsSW
                  WilliamsSW @Shop-Teacher last edited by

                  @shop-teacher is that an Archer thing? Love that show but haven't watched it lately. It does seem in character for him.

                  We apologize for the inconvenience.

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                  • HFV
                    HFV @Shop-Teacher last edited by

                    @shop-teacher why not the Sea Tunt?

                    Comin' in first, never in last
                    'Cause my car too fast (Zoom, zoom)

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                    • onlytwowheels
                      onlytwowheels last edited by

                      Shouldn't that name be on a wooden boat?

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                      • MybirdIStheword
                        MybirdIStheword @phenotyp last edited by

                        @phenotyp said in Who names a boat after boner pills?:

                        @noodles “See Alice?”

                        “No, but I heard her comin”

                        Boner? I barely know her!

                        79 Firebird T/A
                        18 Focus ST
                        Consideration is given. Respect must be earned

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                        • Shop-Teacher
                          Shop-Teacher @HFV last edited by

                          @hfv even better!

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                          • Roadkilled
                            Roadkilled last edited by

                            My guess is that the owner's previous boat sunk, and he had trouble getting it up.

                            Choosing an appropriate boat name is always so difficult.
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                            • Shop-Teacher
                              Shop-Teacher @WilliamsSW last edited by

                              @williamssw Archer wasn't in the Clam Idiot scene actually. I won't try to recount the joke and ruin it, but it's in Season 4, episode 4, Midnight Ron. It's one of my favorites.

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                              • WilliamsSW
                                WilliamsSW @Shop-Teacher last edited by

                                @shop-teacher I'm certain I've seen that episode but don't remember that bit. I need to watch it again!

                                We apologize for the inconvenience.

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                                • DipodomysDeserti
                                  DipodomysDeserti @phenotyp last edited by

                                  @phenotyp COTD

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                                  • kiltedpadre
                                    kiltedpadre last edited by

                                    Other boat names at the same marina:
                                    Dixie Normous
                                    Testing Tackle
                                    Bass to Mouth
                                    Filthy Oar

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                                    • Shop-Teacher
                                      Shop-Teacher @WilliamsSW last edited by

                                      @williamssw You definitely do!

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                                      • sn4cktimes
                                        sn4cktimes @onlytwowheels last edited by

                                        @onlytwowheels I mean, that is a really nice boat for fishing...

                                        '84 Dodge Rampage, '88 AMC Eagle, '15 Husky FE350S -Oppo Never Dies!

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                                        • phenotyp
                                          phenotyp @DipodomysDeserti last edited by

                                          @dipodomysdeserti stolen from Paula poundstone from years and years ago.
                                          First time I’ve ever had occasion to use it!

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                                          • HFV
                                            HFV @WilliamsSW last edited by

                                            @williamssw the Sea Tunt is Cheryl’s brother’s boat. It’s in the season 4 finale.

                                            Comin' in first, never in last
                                            'Cause my car too fast (Zoom, zoom)

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                                            • EngineerWithTools
                                              EngineerWithTools @Noodles last edited by

                                              @noodles

                                              Boat naming is always a race to the ... ummm ... bottom.

                                              Still, I'm here for all of the boat content we've had this week.
                                              Things I like about this (I think) Sea Ray....

                                              Prop tunnels! Great if you're boating in glorified puddles like we have here.
                                              Underwater lights at the stern! Cool, although are they worth holes in the hull? Debatable.

                                              2015 F-150 Super Crew Long(ish) Bed, 3.5 EB, HD Towing Package
                                              2009 VW CC 2.0 T, 6 Speed
                                              2005 Regal 2400 350 SBC, B3

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                                              • Noodles
                                                Noodles @EngineerWithTools last edited by

                                                @engineerwithtools my coworkers tell me the owner bought it for himself as a divorce present, he's 80+, and likely will never use it again. Just paying the bill every month. He probably is still paying for AOL too.

                                                Weiner

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                                                • ranwhenparked
                                                  ranwhenparked @kiltedpadre last edited by

                                                  @kiltedpadre What about C-Word?

                                                  2022 Ioniq SE
                                                  1964 Corvair Monza

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                                                    • kiltedpadre
                                                      kiltedpadre @ranwhenparked last edited by

                                                      @ranwhenparked I almost added Sea-U-N-T as another option but the possibilities are endless

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