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    • WhoIsTheLeader
      WhoIsTheLeader last edited by WhoIsTheLeader

      [poll title="Which is worse?"]

      • Heep
      • Jaguar XJ "Rose Gold Edition"
        [/poll]
        Which of these cars spotted at the same intersection within seconds of each other is worse?

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      First up we have a Jaguar XJ owned by someone with an affinity for imitation rose gold and giving crushing depreciation a helping hand with questionable modifications. I just, I just, I just can't even!

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      But this Heep is pretty bad too. Not terrible but it has a less terrible version of those low poly fender flares I've seen around coupled with a particularly unpleasant angry Jeep face.

      I wouldn't mind it so much if the face didn't have an angry unibrow in the form of a light bar.

      The livery is okay until you notice the fact that none panels match each other except the front passenger door and even then it's done poorly. Yes, the hood, bed, and rear doors don't have carryover shapes but the front door does have an attempt made.

      And what is with that inner fender cladding? Looks like an air filter but made out of metal?

      I'm going to have to go with the Heep as being worse here. It might be less unusual but the details are so sloppily thrown together. And the angry Jeep face with accompanying unibrow is especially bad.

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      • spacekraken
        spacekraken last edited by spacekraken

        Heep for sure haha! Good finds.

        Also, your thumbnail is filling the whole screen, just as a heads up nvm!

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        • WilliamsSW
          WilliamsSW last edited by

          The Jaaaaag is bad. Rose gold is ugly AF.
          But holy crap the Heep is way worse.

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          • WhoIsTheLeader
            WhoIsTheLeader @spacekraken last edited by

            @spacekraken It's worse but it's scary that two such terrible cars could appear at the same time. They might be in cahoots!

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            • WhoIsTheLeader
              WhoIsTheLeader @WilliamsSW last edited by

              @williamssw Rose gold gets infinitely less classy looking the more of it you have. I'm not a fan but man I thought chrome pillar and door trim was bad.

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              • EssExTee
                EssExTee @WhoIsTheLeader last edited by EssExTee

                @whoistheleader I vote the Jaaaaag is worse because A) You already expect shitty mods like that on a Jeep and 2) The camo pattern on the Jeep actually has a passing resemblance to some real ones used in WW1.

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                • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                  SilentbutnotreallyDeadly last edited by

                  That Gladiator is awful. The mud and scunge catcher in the front wheel arch is hilarious...

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                  • WilliamsSW
                    WilliamsSW @WhoIsTheLeader last edited by

                    @whoistheleader yeah that pillar trim really caps off the ugly on that thing.

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                    • WhoIsTheLeader
                      WhoIsTheLeader @SilentbutnotreallyDeadly last edited by

                      @silentbutnotreallydeadly Believe it or not, that's not the ugliest one I've seen.
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                      The low poly fender flare and bumper trend is bad but no one has ever dared to take it as far as this person did.

                      It's not like that truck will ever see mud so putting that metal filter thing is stupid and pointless.

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                      • Exage03040
                        Exage03040 last edited by

                        While the clean Heep is bad there's something about how dirty the pimp Jag is that's annoying me more. FILTHY

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                        • WhoIsTheLeader
                          WhoIsTheLeader @WilliamsSW last edited by

                          @williamssw I also am not convinced the wheels are the same color as the trim. It's pretty bad.

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                          • WhoIsTheLeader
                            WhoIsTheLeader @EssExTee last edited by

                            @essextee There's no excuse for doing such a profoundly bad job on the wrap though! The real camo at least kind of made sense but this one looks like some wadded up Hawaiian shirts.

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                            • WhoIsTheLeader
                              WhoIsTheLeader @Exage03040 last edited by

                              @exage03040 Indeed, it is unforgivably filthy though we did get rain yesterday. Like you can't afford a car wash?

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                              • Chariotoflove
                                Chariotoflove last edited by

                                I only see one pic of the Jag (which is terrible), and clicking on it takes me to a google drive login page. Weird.

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                                • RallyDarkstrike
                                  RallyDarkstrike last edited by

                                  @WhoIsTheLeader Don't forget that linking to images off-site (especially Google Photos, it seems) often means they eventually hit a limit...all the pics in this thread are invisible to people now!

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                                  • frinesi2
                                    frinesi2 last edited by

                                    None of your pictures are working but I saw the Gag in your thumbnail so I'm voting for that one.

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                                    • WhoIsTheLeader
                                      WhoIsTheLeader @Chariotoflove last edited by

                                      @chariotoflove I need to set up an imgur account as apparently Google Photos doesn't reliably link images.

                                      Believe me, the Jeep is really really bad.

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                                      • WhoIsTheLeader
                                        WhoIsTheLeader @frinesi2 last edited by

                                        @frinesi2 I'm going to start hosting my images somewhere else so this doesn't happen anymore. The Jag is really really bad so you know. But the Gag (haha, I like that) is almost as bad.

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                                        • WhoIsTheLeader
                                          WhoIsTheLeader @RallyDarkstrike last edited by

                                          @rallydarkstrike Is that working now?

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                                          • frinesi2
                                            frinesi2 @WhoIsTheLeader last edited by

                                            @whoistheleader Pics work now. I'm still going to vote for the Jaguar because it at least has the potential to look good but has been ruined. Gladiators are hopelessly ugly from the start so who even cares.

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                                            • WhoIsTheLeader
                                              WhoIsTheLeader @frinesi2 last edited by

                                              @frinesi2 How about this. Which car would you least like to meet its owner? I imagine the Glady is driven by a blithering idiot hopped up on steroids with a bed full of dead hookers but the Jag is probably driven by a belligerent idiot packing heat and with a trunk full of drugs. Hmmm.

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