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    • Smallbear
      Smallbear last edited by

      Corolla gonna Corolla
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      Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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      • WhoIsTheLeader
        WhoIsTheLeader last edited by

        At least it didn't (Co) Roll (ov) A.

        Color enthusiast, Citroën fanatic, and Cruze driver

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        • Smallbear
          Smallbear @WhoIsTheLeader last edited by

          @whoistheleader Eh, if it had, no big loss

          Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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          • Just Jeepin'
            Just Jeepin' last edited by

            I once blew out both front tires by driving across a concrete median at dusk. Hadn't been painted in who knows how many years, and I took a tight left turn at the intersection at a nice, rapid del Sol clip.

            Boy, that was embarrassing. I'm just lucky all I had to do was replace two tires.

            Jeeps

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            • MisterButtercup
              MisterButtercup last edited by

              That's hilarious, and yeah, I may've acci-hopped a curb or two...

              Meandering Road
              Dreams of shifting sweet and smooth
              Peacefully I drive

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              • beefchips
                beefchips last edited by

                Oooooh man I have a knack for missing one-way signs. How many times I've come face to face with another car is... mildly alarming. It's not every day but its also no NOT every day.

                Civic Si. LR3. Looking for a boat and yeti 3000 iced down w silver bullets

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                • Smallbear
                  Smallbear @MisterButtercup last edited by

                  @misterbuttercup said in An old one, but I figure it's worthy of reposting to new Oppo...:

                  That's hilarious, and yeah, I may've acci-hopped a curb or two...

                  Yeah, the most irritating thing about this for me is the fact that I came veeeery close to doing this myself once when I was new to the game.

                  HAHA WHAT AN IDI- tugs collar

                  Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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                  • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                    SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @Smallbear last edited by

                    @Smallbear could have been an Australian at the wheel too.

                    Ours is not to reason why...merely to point and giggle.

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                    • Smallbear
                      Smallbear @SilentbutnotreallyDeadly last edited by

                      @silentbutnotreallydeadly Could be, but Occam's razor suggests "Corolla driver doing Corolla driver things" as the most likely scenario

                      Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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                      • bison78
                        bison78 @SilentbutnotreallyDeadly last edited by

                        @silentbutnotreallydeadly said in An old one, but I figure it's worthy of reposting to new Oppo...:

                        @Smallbear could have been an Australian at the wheel too.

                        Why do you suggest Australian, when there are far more Brits in the world and even more Japanese, or Indian?

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                        • ranwhenparked
                          ranwhenparked @Just Jeepin' last edited by

                          @just-jeepin Friend of mine in high school did that with his Saab, turning out of a diner in Quakertown at night. Wheels were fine, but the exhaust was trashed.

                          2022 Ioniq SE
                          1964 Corvair Monza

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                          • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                            SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @bison78 last edited by

                            @bison78 said in An old one, but I figure it's worthy of reposting to new Oppo...:

                            @silentbutnotreallydeadly said in An old one, but I figure it's worthy of reposting to new Oppo...:

                            @Smallbear could have been an Australian at the wheel too.

                            Why do you suggest Australian, when there are far more Brits in the world and even more Japanese, or Indian?

                            Because we are awesome at making heroic decisions in the absence of knowledge and common sense...and own them. The British have to be pissed to do that and the Japanese are far too polite to admit such a thing was possible. If the punter was Indian then they would (very politely and in a completely impractical manner) stop halfway and then get out and apologize.

                            Therefore, Australian. However, dumbfuck American is an excellent substitute. There's shitloads more of them than us.

                            Ours is not to reason why...merely to point and giggle.

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                            • svend
                              svend @SilentbutnotreallyDeadly last edited by

                              @silentbutnotreallydeadly
                              Lol. I'm going to stay out of this one, but God did I laugh.
                              Nought wrong with Aussies and Kiwis though.
                              Drivers on the wrong side of the road down there tend to be foreign tourists quite often.

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                              • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                                SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @svend last edited by

                                @svend my late stepfather crashed our farm ute into a Nissan Pathfinder back in the day just down the road from the house as a result of him spending the preceding four months in Arizona with my brother's family. He drifted a corner on the windy valley road then forgot he was in Australia when oncoming traffic arrived. We were all in the pool when we heard the local rural Fire service pager go off regarding the accident...and promptly ignored it. When we found out it was him then we had to go and attend...the biggest issue of which was not fighting the mad son of the woman he'd run into...

                                Ours is not to reason why...merely to point and giggle.

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                                • StreetsofPerth
                                  StreetsofPerth @bison78 last edited by

                                  @bison78 idiots in Toyotas doing dumb things is about as Australian as kangaroos.

                                  1988 Volvo 240GL (ran when parked)

                                  I stand with Ukraine. 🇺🇦

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