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    • Dr. Zoidberg
      Dr. Zoidberg last edited by Dr. Zoidberg

      Get home after another shit day at my hated job. Phone buzzes. A text appears from that one lady with the poor eyesight.

      "I have a surprise for you"

      What, did the Corolla catch on fire? Anyway, fifteen minutes later she's home. The surprise?

      IMG_20201215_174059.jpg

      Oh yesssssss!

      SilentbutnotreallyDeadly pip bip trivet Snakesm13 Shop-Teacher 7 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 13
      • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
        SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

        @dr-zoidberg I'd take that over 5 gallons of unleaded any day...

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        • pip bip
          pip bip @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

          @dr-zoidberg time for a career change ๐Ÿ˜

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          • trivet
            trivet @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

            @dr-zoidberg
            You are a lucky man. Got yourself a keeper. ๐Ÿ˜

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            • Snakesm13
              Snakesm13 @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

              @dr-zoidberg Thatโ€™s a good surprise.

              How poor of eyesight? Shortly after being married my wife and I went for an eye exam. The Dr. told me after this appointment we should swing by petsmart. Confused I asked why. He said so we can start training her seeing eye dog because his best prescription can only get her sight to as good as mine without correction.

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              • Shop-Teacher
                Shop-Teacher @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

                @dr-zoidberg Nice!

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                • svend
                  svend @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by svend

                  @dr-zoidberg
                  See, you like to keep portraying yourself as boring or a pest or annoying but your not and your good lady wife (SWMBO, she who must be obeyed) clearly doesn't think so too.
                  I hope you thoroughly enjoyed it and you reciprocated your thanks to your good lady wife.
                  Have a good evening all, also big scritches to Luna.

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                  • xsnowpig
                    xsnowpig @Snakesm13 last edited by

                    @snakesm13 my girlfriend loves to tell this story- we went to Target and I was thinking some reading glasses might be due. As I picked up the 1.25 mag glasses and looked at and could read the label clearly, I yelled "FUCK " in my not indoor voice.

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                    • Italia
                      Italia @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

                      @dr-zoidberg I don't understand how a smelly crab like you landed a lady like that.uGUBf2S.png

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                      • Brickman
                        Brickman last edited by

                        I have poor eyesight too. I thought that was 2 hotdogs rolled in whipped cream topped with chopped walnuts.

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                        • Zaphod's Heart of Gold
                          Zaphod's Heart of Gold @xsnowpig last edited by

                          @xsnowpig This hits home....I bought my first pair of reading glasses last week. Under normal circumstances I can see great but fine print has begun to elude me and it causes problems reading old prints at work. Always been far sighted but the near is getting worse. I bought 2 pairs (bogo, no biggie), one 2x and a 3.25x since I'm new to this and the 2x work great for what I need, the 3s make everything look weird and really screw with my perception. Luckily it's a part time thing...for now

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