MARRIAGE
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Get home after another shit day at my hated job. Phone buzzes. A text appears from that one lady with the poor eyesight.
"I have a surprise for you"
What, did the Corolla catch on fire? Anyway, fifteen minutes later she's home. The surprise?
Oh yesssssss!
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@dr-zoidberg I'd take that over 5 gallons of unleaded any day...
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@dr-zoidberg time for a career change
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@dr-zoidberg
You are a lucky man. Got yourself a keeper.
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@dr-zoidberg That’s a good surprise.
How poor of eyesight? Shortly after being married my wife and I went for an eye exam. The Dr. told me after this appointment we should swing by petsmart. Confused I asked why. He said so we can start training her seeing eye dog because his best prescription can only get her sight to as good as mine without correction.
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@dr-zoidberg Nice!
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@dr-zoidberg
See, you like to keep portraying yourself as boring or a pest or annoying but your not and your good lady wife (SWMBO, she who must be obeyed) clearly doesn't think so too.
I hope you thoroughly enjoyed it and you reciprocated your thanks to your good lady wife.
Have a good evening all, also big scritches to Luna. -
@snakesm13 my girlfriend loves to tell this story- we went to Target and I was thinking some reading glasses might be due. As I picked up the 1.25 mag glasses and looked at and could read the label clearly, I yelled "FUCK " in my not indoor voice.
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@dr-zoidberg I don't understand how a smelly crab like you landed a lady like that.
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I have poor eyesight too. I thought that was 2 hotdogs rolled in whipped cream topped with chopped walnuts.
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@xsnowpig This hits home....I bought my first pair of reading glasses last week. Under normal circumstances I can see great but fine print has begun to elude me and it causes problems reading old prints at work. Always been far sighted but the near is getting worse. I bought 2 pairs (bogo, no biggie), one 2x and a 3.25x since I'm new to this and the 2x work great for what I need, the 3s make everything look weird and really screw with my perception. Luckily it's a part time thing...for now
