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    • Rusty Vandura
      Rusty Vandura last edited by

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      I do private academic coaching and I asked my 5th grade client to write a haiku about Santa Claus and this is what she came up with.

      Master Chief Dingus

      The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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      • EssExTee
        EssExTee last edited by

        @Rusty-Vandura I'm quite fat and I still exist.

        The person reading this is a doo-doo head

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        • BicycleBuck
          BicycleBuck @EssExTee last edited by

          @essextee said in Santa Haiku:

          @Rusty-Vandura I'm quite fat and I still exist.

          This is some existential conundrum. Does a child's belief make you real instead of just a fantasy? Can you be FAT if you don't exist?

          Never discount the possibility that you might live through it.

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          • Rusty Vandura
            Rusty Vandura @BicycleBuck last edited by

            @bicyclebuck @EssExTee And who decides who's fat?

            Master Chief Dingus

            The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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            • BicycleBuck
              BicycleBuck @Rusty Vandura last edited by

              @rusty-vandura said in Santa Haiku:

              @bicyclebuck @EssExTee And who decides who's fat?

              Are we talking real people or fantasy people? Is someone real making that determination? Is fatness a state of mind or is there some standard scale?

              Never discount the possibility that you might live through it.

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              • Chariotoflove
                Chariotoflove @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                @rusty-vandura

                Santa is real
                reindeer shit in my gutters
                need to replace roof

                Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                • EssExTee
                  EssExTee @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                  @rusty-vandura I'm definitely fat.

                  The person reading this is a doo-doo head

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                  • Rusty Vandura
                    Rusty Vandura @Chariotoflove last edited by

                    @chariotoflove You need another syllable in that first line.

                    Master Chief Dingus

                    The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                    • davesaddiction
                      davesaddiction @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                      @rusty-vandura

                      You really should conspire with her parents to convince her (until the afternoon of the 25th, maybe?) that she's not getting any presents this year. LOL

                      manual . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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                      • Rusty Vandura
                        Rusty Vandura @davesaddiction last edited by

                        @davesaddiction If you knew this child as I do, you might not bother.

                        Master Chief Dingus

                        The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                        • Chariotoflove
                          Chariotoflove @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                          @rusty-vandura said in Santa Haiku:

                          @chariotoflove You need another syllable in that first line.

                          Nope, though I live in the South now, I was raised in the land where "real" has two syllables.

                          Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                          • davesaddiction
                            davesaddiction @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                            @rusty-vandura Would not go well?

                            manual . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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                            • Rusty Vandura
                              Rusty Vandura @davesaddiction last edited by

                              @davesaddiction I just don't think she'd be open to it.

                              Master Chief Dingus

                              The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                              • Rusty Vandura
                                Rusty Vandura @Chariotoflove last edited by

                                @chariotoflove I think that it's more to do with numeracy than literacy...

                                Master Chief Dingus

                                The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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