Day 14 brought us a naughty little battle droid. Baltimore Oriole found him rooting around in the Christmas cookies! Those are for organic beings only! I expect better from droids. For his punishment, the birds have sentenced him to the full ten hours of that one video on YouTube that's just Darth Vader breathing. Because he is a robot with a flexible concept of time, he can probably experience all ten hours in seconds, or download the video and play it to himself throughout the day as he does other things, but it will be no less uncomfortable. The birds take cookie theft VERY seriously.
