THE OPPO LIBERATION DAY 2021 'ROAST THE CURATORS' THREAD!

[RallyDarkstrike]

You read that right my fellow Opponauts! In honour of this wonderful community existing for a year now after KinjOppo's untimely demise at the hands of G/O Media, we, the @Curators present to you the chance to roast...uh...we, the @Curators !

A little good-natured Liberation Day ribbing should be fun and, seeing as you've put up with us running this place for the last 365 days, we probably deserve it!

So, without further ado....let the Roast commence! Your @Curators , ripe for the roasting, are:
@HammerheadFistpunch, @Dusty-Ventures, @CarsOfFortLangley, @ttyymmnn, @jminer, @Chariotoflove, @Shop-Teacher, @ClassicDatsunDebate, @derp, @MM54, @Snakesm13, @ITA97, @davesaddiction and, of course...myself!

Don't hit us below the belt....too hard!

[Just Jeepin']

I don’t…wait, who are these guys? Never heard of ‘em.

[KngT]

@rallydarkstrike said in THE OPPO LIBERATION DAY 2021 'ROAST THE CURATORS' THREAD!:

You read that right my fellow Opponauts! In honour of this wonderful community existing for a year now after KinjOppo's untimely demise at the hands of G/O Media, we, the @Curators present to you the chance to roast...uh...we, the @Curators !

A little good-natured Liberation Day ribbing should be fun and, seeing as you've put up with us running this place for the last 365 days, we probably deserve it!

So, without further ado....let the Roast commence!

[SilentbutnotreallyDeadly]

@rallydarkstrike

I'd prefer a barbecue myself...

[flatisflat]

@RallyDarkstrike @HammerheadFistpunch, @Dusty-Ventures, @CarsOfFortLangley, @ttyymmnn, @jminer, @Chariotoflove, @Shop-Teacher, @ClassicDatsunDebate, @derp, @MM54, @Snakesm13, @ITA97, @davesaddiction

Am I doing this right?

[Chariotoflove]

@flatisflat
Not at all, cause first we’d need to be friends.
.
.
.
That’s doing it right.

[flatisflat]

@chariotoflove Chapeau!!

[derp]

Bring it on, pheasants

[Chariotoflove]

@derp said in THE OPPO LIBERATION DAY 2021 'ROAST THE CURATORS' THREAD!:

Bring it on, pheasants

Did you just call them bird brains? I think that demands a vigorous response.

[awesomeaustinv]

@rallydarkstrike Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[KA467]

Well get the applesauce ready for these roasted behinds I’m about to serve!
YO MAMA SO... ummmm? Wait, gimme a sec..

[Vondon302]

@rallydarkstrike I think I'm wasting my life on car websites but at least I haven't started curating them.

[Old Busted Hotness]

This place sucks! Where's the autoplay videos that can't be stopped? Where's the dildo ads in the middle of the content? Where's the ads disguised as articles? You call this a car website?

Actually, I know where all that shit is.

[Vondon302]

@derp said bring it on pheasants

So would you rather fight 100 crab sized pheasants or 1 pheasant sized crab.

[functionoverfashion]

How dare they create a space where people are civil and sometimes irreverent toward each other, have fun talking about obscure cars, mainstream cars, shitposts, memes, and life, all while genuinely caring about other internet strangers that sometimes become real-life friends.

Am I doing this right?

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@rallydarkstrike Roast a la curator? Sounds delicious but a touch cannibalistic.

[AkursedX]

I'm just glad this place is around.

[BicycleBuck]

@rallydarkstrike

I'm not sure roasting them is appropriate. They need to be nice and lean to make a proper sandwich.

[Taylor Martin]

@rallydarkstrike @Curators

[MasterMario]

@HammerheadFistpunch really let himself go since joining Oppo...he used to be quite swole

[dejock]

@rallydarkstrike said in THE OPPO LIBERATION DAY 2021 'ROAST THE CURATORS' THREAD!:

So, without further ado....let the Roast commence! Your @Curators , ripe for the roasting, are:
@HammerheadFistpunch, @Dusty-Ventures, @CarsOfFortLangley, @ttyymmnn, @jminer, @Chariotoflove, @Shop-Teacher, @ClassicDatsunDebate, @derp, @MM54, @Snakesm13, @ITA97, @davesaddiction and, of course...myself!
Don't hit us below the belt....too hard!

im a man of few words, so i will leave each of you with this: from the bottom of my heart, eat shit.

[i86hotdogs]

YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

[David Tracy]

@rallydarkstrike Editing @Hammerheadfistpunch 's four-wheel drive story was so painful, I'm still seeing a therapist.

[ttyymmnn]

@rallydarkstrike

[davesaddiction]

@david-tracy @Miss-Mercedes

I think that OPPO Liberation Day deserves a post on Jalopnik.

And on The Drive @Stef-Schrader @mikespin ?

Here's our recently updated Best Of: https://opposite-lock.com/category/17/best-of-oppo