LOOK UPON MY FUZZ LINED CROCS AMD DESPAIR

[derp]

Crocs are awesome. Fite me.

This is my third pair. I got another fuzz lined pair for the wife. She is now a believer.

Don't knock em till you try em.

[Just Jeepin']

@derp I’m a big fan. Here’s what mine look like.

[aremmes]

@derp I'll keep giving my son grief for wearing Crocs to school until he starts paying my old folks' home rent.

[way2blu]

@derp my favorite quote of Fast & Furious 9 (the latest one, which has some surprisingly funny bits of dialogue) is where some of the bad guys are posing as delivery truck drivers. The good guys (Tyrese Gibson and Ludacris in this scene) have to get the truck.

[beefchips]

@derp i have those, except german. and yes they are performance house shoes

[GrindIntoSecond]

@derp I fear trying them and liking them. I’m another step closer to accessorizing them with a Snuggie and wearing it all to the store

[CB]

@derp We made fun of my boss and his tacti-Crocs. I would make fun of you too, but whatever. Comfort is comfort.

[sony1492]

@grindintosecond Prepare to live your best life

[EssExTee]

@derp I wear flip-flops around the house year-round.

[zipfuel]

@beefchips ooh, how's the tread life? I had a pair of softmocs which I loved but completely wore through in what felt like no time at all.

[JeepOfTheseus]

@derp I’ll die on the awkward hill of Chaco sandals if I’m going defend divisive footwear.

[beefchips]

@zipfuel i've had them for twelve years and they show no signs of giving up. 11/10!

[EssExTee]

@jeepoftheseus as long as you're not wearing toe shoes you're good.

[facw]

@derp The orthopedic physician's assistant I saw for my foot pain demanded that I start wearing crocs or similar around the house, but I just couldn't do it.

For now I'm wearing my spikyish Adidas sandals:

Probably should look for something a little softer though.

[foghat1981]

@just-jeepin same! I got lime green ones on clearance and just wear them around the house. Gray ones for outside/quick errands.

I do wonder if I should upgrade to fuzzy ones

[Roadkilled]

@derp

I have Combat Flip Flops.
https://www.combatflipflops.com/

Their headquarters is in my town, and the company does good work. It was started by a veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq who wanted to create manufacturing jobs in former war zones, using profits for education in those same areas.

They have good footwear for both outdoors and around the house.

[foghat1981]

@facw when I just go barefoot I definitely get some heel pain/plantar fasciitis flare up. Even if not crocs, any house shoe is going to help.

[derp]

@essextee we have winter here. My feetsies get cold.

[ITA97]

@derp I don't own any Crocs, but I am inhabiting similar heights of fashion tonight. I'm still rocking my cow socks from this evening's group bike ride, paired with the Blipshift understeer/oversteer shirt. Moo mother fucking moo.

[JeepOfTheseus]

@essextee nah I gave those up in college.

[Just Jeepin']

@foghat1981 Fuzzy is great. I even wear them in public!

[foghat1981]

@just-jeepin dang. May need to put these on my holiday list…

[EssExTee]

@derp I have winter too. Flip flops are actually great. You'd be surprised how much simply separating your bare feet from the floor helps to keep them warm.

[MybirdIStheword]

@derp I'm happy you found something that comfortable. It happens rarely enough for me that I understand completely

[Chariotoflove]

@ita97
That tshirt is epic. If it had the different butcher cuts marked on it, it would be transcendent and perfect.