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    • HoustonRunner
      HoustonRunner last edited by

      Sitting at the bar eating dinner and at the end of the bar are three of the most stereotypical car sales guys I've ever seen.

      So hard not to correct all the wrong stuff they are saying about cars, buyers, and what people really want.

      2015 Suburban 4WD / 1988 Suburban (#squarebody) / 1976 BMW 2002

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      • Dr. Zoidberg
        Dr. Zoidberg @HoustonRunner last edited by

        @houstonrunner I work with a guy that bought a '02 Ranger because "it's a rebadged Mazda."

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        • HoustonRunner
          HoustonRunner @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

          @dr-zoidberg And they just dropped a "not to be offensive, but Maria's English is really bad". I'm in San Antonio, so not a jump to assume Maria is Hispanic.

          2015 Suburban 4WD / 1988 Suburban (#squarebody) / 1976 BMW 2002

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          • WhoIsTheLeader
            WhoIsTheLeader @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

            @dr-zoidberg said in Car salespeople:

            @houstonrunner I work with a guy that bought a '02 Ranger because "it's a rebadged Mazda."

            That would be true if he bought it anywhere in the eastern hemisphere.

            Color enthusiast, Citroën fanatic, and captain of a 1985 Mercedes 300D

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            • Dr. Zoidberg
              Dr. Zoidberg @HoustonRunner last edited by

              @houstonrunner Well no offense to the guy, but I'm sure his Spanish is much worse.

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              • Tripper
                Tripper @HoustonRunner last edited by Tripper

                @houstonrunner yeah what people want is to never have to interact with another car salesperson, or is that just me?

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                • ranwhenparked
                  ranwhenparked @Tripper last edited by

                  @tripper But who will protect consumers from the automakers?

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                  • KITT222
                    KITT222 @HoustonRunner last edited by

                    @houstonrunner I follow r/askcarsales, and boy, some characters there are exactly who you'd expect.

                    @Dr-Zoidberg That's my dad's line anytime someone complains about people's accents. Added effect since he's Hispanic with a Hispanic name in SoCal, and his Spanish isn't that great.

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                    • TheBarber
                      TheBarber @Dr. Zoidberg last edited by

                      @dr-zoidberg said in Car salespeople:

                      @houstonrunner Well no offense to the guy, but I'm sure his Spanish is much worse.

                      LOL I was gonna say, sure, until you have to call on Maria to translate for you, fuckwad.

                      Honda Tech | WA State
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                      • HoustonRunner
                        HoustonRunner @TheBarber last edited by

                        @thebarber said in Car salespeople:

                        @dr-zoidberg said in Car salespeople:

                        @houstonrunner Well no offense to the guy, but I'm sure his Spanish is much worse.

                        LOL I was gonna say, sure, until you have to call on Maria to translate for you, fuckwad.

                        Which is exactly what I was thinking. San Antonio is a common "second home" for the wealthy from Mexico.

                        2015 Suburban 4WD / 1988 Suburban (#squarebody) / 1976 BMW 2002

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                        • gettingoldercarguy
                          gettingoldercarguy @Tripper last edited by

                          @tripper It's not just you.

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                          • flatisflat
                            flatisflat @ranwhenparked last edited by

                            @ranwhenparked said in Car salespeople:

                            @tripper But who will protect consumers from the automakers?

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