Proof that you need 37s and an angery grille

[nermal]

In reality, you simply need to let the lady drive (19:20-ish). It's much more effective if you're smooth rather than bouncing all over the goddam place and stalling it 47 times.

[MM54]

@nermal But how will everyone know you have a microscopic massive dong with a stock jeep??

[dejock]

@mm54 said in Proof that you need 37s and an angery grille:

But how will everyone know you have a microscopic massive dong with a stock jeep??

because youre not wearing underwear, obviously.

[nermal]

@mm54 You can still assert dong dominance by parking on things.

[KITT222]

@nermal I have seen Jeep people very agitated that someone DARED park normally instead of "flexing" on a pile of snow. They are a strange people...

[ranwhenparked]

@nermal I wonder how many members of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things are also Jeep owners?

[benn454]

@nermal PLEASE VALIDATE MY FRAGILE EGO. I AM SO VERY INSECURE IN MY MASCULINITY.

[ShrimpHappens]

@nermal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jeep Ducks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4 Wheel Parts, and I have over 300 confirmed check engine lights. I am trained in gorilla parking lot warfare and I'm the top curb parker in the entire US angry Jeeps. You are nothing to me but just another 4Runner. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jeepers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The oil drip that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can leak any fluid, anytime, and I can strand you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my factory parts. Not only am I extensively trained in service manual reading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stellantis dealer network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" Bronco reservation was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the adjusted dealership price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Bloody-the-resident-LandRover-apologist]

@shrimphappens That copypasta is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[Future Next Gen S2000 Owner]

Seems like taking the highway might be a faster option than going over all those rocks.

[Shop-Teacher]

@nermal said in Proof that you need 37s and an angery grille:

@mm54 You can still assert dong dominance by parking on things.

I actually appreciate when people do this, because it keeps the cleared parking spots open for people who don't have the option.

[Green Truck]

@nermal said in Proof that you need 37s and an angery grille:

@mm54 You can still assert dong dominance by parking on things.

I used to back onto those in my front wheel drive car