Moose are chill creatures

[Turbineguy-Nom de Zoom]

Just stumbled upon this - reminds me of a surrealist painting; only thing missing is a juggling clown riding a unicycle.

[Skyfire77]

@turbineguy-nom-de-zoom Moose are also huge:

and fast

A Møøse once bit my sister...

[Manwich]

@turbineguy-nom-de-zoom

That reminds me of this:

[aremmes]

@skyfire77 said in Moose are chill creatures:

A Møøse once bit my sister...

Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nasti.

[Mr.Ontop]

@turbineguy-nom-de-zoom Moose are anything but chill, at least the big ass ones we used to have in Alaska. Those suckers will charge you for reason.

[Krusty Walnut]

@mr-ontop Do you look like this:

[Mr.Ontop]

@krustywantout It depends, do you look like this?

[Krusty Walnut]

@mr-ontop True. I saw the Mr. so assumed Boris. But both will get you killed.

[ST80MND]

@skyfire77 Can confirm! We almost hit one a few years ago, standing on the centre line of the hiway in the middle of nowhere. Didn’t even see it till I hit the brights, and it was right there. Not even time to react at all, got super lucky and missed it by inches. But I do remember looking up out of the truck at it’s ass!

[Mr.Ontop]

@krustywantout And speaking of Alaska Moose, check out this Chad Bullwinkle that just popped up on Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/qaognq/meanwhile_in_alaska_this_giant_wandering_in_the/

[john norris]

@turbineguy-nom-de-zoom

So many questions.

Was the moose driving when their crossover caught on fire, so it stopped and threw the kids in the nearest pool to keep them safe?

Why is the hood open but the fire is in the interior of the car?

Is it more dangerous to approach a fully engulfed crossover inferno or a moose cow with her calves?

[BaconSandwich]

@john-norris maybe the owner for sick of the common Odyssey transmission issues and decided to torch it?

[Eric]

Moose are anything but chill. They’re like marmots or beavers in disposition, but instead of weighing like 10-15lbs, they’re like 1000lbs. Elk are up there with moose, but with pointy antlers.

[Turbineguy-Nom de Zoom]

@skyfire77 said in Moose are chill creatures:

A Møøse once bit my sister...

LOL. I have that t-shirt!