You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!

[Just Jeepin']

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[CB]

@just-jeepin You know what, I feel like 2020 would be the year to release this news properly. "Yeah, aliens are real, okay, but can they help us with this whole pandemic thing?"

[TexturedSoyProtein]

Ok which one of you was using the Stargate as a driving range again?

[LooseonExit]

@cb
The pandemic was a test to see if humanity could be responsible. I'm assuming no aliens or Galactic Federation for us now. They'll try again in 100yrs...

[Bloody-the-resident-LandRover-apologist]

@just-jeepin

But Eshed insists that Trump is aware of them, and that he was "on the verge" of disclosing their existence. However, the Galactic Federation reportedly stopped him from doing so, saying they wished to prevent mass hysteria since they felt humanity needed to "evolve and reach a stage where we will... understand what space and spaceships are

This is where they lose me, no fucking way the Orange Shit Gibbon doesn't disclose this.

[Jb boin]

[Jawzx2]

@bloody-the-resident-shitposting-saffer said in You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!:

@just-jeepin

But Eshed insists that Trump is aware of them, and that he was "on the verge" of disclosing their existence. However, the Galactic Federation reportedly stopped him from doing so, saying they wished to prevent mass hysteria since they felt humanity needed to "evolve and reach a stage where we will... understand what space and spaceships are

This is where they lose me, no fucking way the Orange Shit Gibbon doesn't disclose this.

Five. Dimensional. Chess. /s

[Just Jeepin']

@bloody-the-resident-shitposting-saffer I almost added “and please don’t let this descend into politics”.

Heck, I almost put it in the politics category just because of that.

[nth256]

@jawzx2

[GibbsEmphasis]

Let’s see if Spotify embeds work here:

https://open.spotify.com/track/7jVe2goPxC3aDq6BRgqPMo?si=gtntgoNKSM-DzVoFzVm43w

Hmm, maybe not. Pretty great song that this story made me think of though hahha

[3point8isgreat]

I've actually heard my dad talk about this. And how we have a secret space program, with a base on the far side of the moon.

My dad likes conspiracies. A lot.

[Highlander]

@just-jeepin

[Bloody-the-resident-LandRover-apologist]

@just-jeepin I mean, at this point there is no other way I can refer to him.

Still, I think my point is valid. No way this doesn't stay under wraps with the current administration. Not a snowballs hope in hell.

[Taylor Martin]

I just want to see their spaceships. I wanna live in a world with spaceships. I don't need to go on one, I just want to see them fly by like in all those dystopian movies. Let the aliens in.

[Taylor Martin]

@bloody-the-resident-shitposting-saffer said in You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!:

no fucking way the Orange Shit Gibbon doesn't disclose this.

Who's to say they didn't just MIB mind wipe him? I mean, after all, they're aliens

[Mark Tucker]

SIgh... They keep putting "Use in a well-ventilated area" right on the paint cans, and people just don't listen...

[A Former User]

@bloody-the-resident-shitposting-saffer how about you shut your mouth and have a little dignity instead if turning this into a trump bashing thing.

[Just Jeepin']

@maximaspeed I’m shutting this post down