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    • doodon2whls
      doodon2whls last edited by doodon2whls

      Which end of the banana do you open ?

      The top by the stem?

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      ...Or he bottom where the flower was ?

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      [Please don't read anything into this beyond the simple poll of how do you open your banana.]

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      [I open mine by the bottom. If it works for the monkeys, it works for me.]

      '21 K1600GTL
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      • 2Poor_sh2Furious
        2Poor_sh2Furious last edited by

        Top 95% bottom 5%

        14' Cayman S | 99' Miata |20' Macan GTS

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        • AestheticsInMotion
          AestheticsInMotion last edited by

          Top, unless I'm feeling F A N C Y

          2006 R55 AMG
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          • davesaddiction
            davesaddiction last edited by

            https://boingboing.net/tag/bananas

            manual . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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            • CB
              CB last edited by

              You had the option to give us a poll and you blew it.

              The key is to open it down the middle and unroll it like you would a roll of paper towel.

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              • Shop-Teacher
                Shop-Teacher @doodon2whls last edited by

                @doodon2whls Bottom. My wife makes fun of me for it.

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                • Captain Cayman
                  Captain Cayman last edited by

                  This is good hyphen.

                  01 Ranger, 07 CX7, 08 Cayman S, 22 Ridgeline

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                  • facw
                    facw last edited by facw

                    Top at the stem. Seems easier to me, and easier to avoid that mess that was the flower.

                    In any event:
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                    (I'm clearly not the banana one here, though I will admit to being in "People who want the US to switch to the metric system but keep Fahrenheit". Also I am not a person who threw away all their socks and bought one kind, but I would be totally on board with "You should only have four types of socks, three in the South")

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                    • Shoop
                      Shoop last edited by

                      Top, unless I have issues then the bottom.

                      '22 Veloster N

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                      • doodon2whls
                        doodon2whls @CB last edited by

                        @cb said in OK, but seriously...:

                        You had the option to give us a poll and you blew it.

                        The key is to open it down the middle and unroll it like you would a roll of paper towel.

                        You are right, no poll, but I can't paste pictures in a poll... I don't think... I don't know...

                        '21 K1600GTL
                        '18 Jekyll AL3
                        '16 F-150 Lariat
                        '00 VFR800
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                        • doodon2whls
                          doodon2whls @Captain Cayman last edited by

                          @captain-cayman said in OK, but seriously...:

                          This is good hyphen.

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                          LOL

                          '21 K1600GTL
                          '18 Jekyll AL3
                          '16 F-150 Lariat
                          '00 VFR800
                          '96 R400

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                          • sony1492
                            sony1492 @doodon2whls last edited by

                            @doodon2whls use the handle

                            16 Miata, 84 f250 IDI, Locost

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                            • EssExTee
                              EssExTee @doodon2whls last edited by

                              @doodon2whls neither.

                              The person reading this is a doo-doo head

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                              • Captain Cayman
                                Captain Cayman @doodon2whls last edited by

                                @doodon2whls most serious. A worthy conundrum.

                                01 Ranger, 07 CX7, 08 Cayman S, 22 Ridgeline

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                                • doodon2whls
                                  doodon2whls @EssExTee last edited by

                                  @essextee Oh, damn.....

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                                  • spacekraken
                                    spacekraken last edited by

                                    bottom 100% once I figured out it's so much less hassle

                                    Ben | observer of rocks | VW Alltrack and many bikes

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                                    • Dr. Zoidberg
                                      Dr. Zoidberg @doodon2whls last edited by

                                      @doodon2whls Bottom. That's HOW THEY'RE DESIIIIIGNED

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                                      • Adabofoppo- Has Gone Plaid
                                        Adabofoppo- Has Gone Plaid last edited by

                                        How much can a banana cost? $10?

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                                        • Longtime Lurker
                                          Longtime Lurker last edited by

                                          So I only learned of the bottom handle somewhat recently, so I use that now most times except for when the skin is tough and I need more leverage to peel.

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                                          • Highlander
                                            Highlander @doodon2whls last edited by Highlander

                                            @doodon2whls I was a top person for a long time until I discovered the ease of the bottom opening. It’s just so much easier to get the goods by starting with the bottom.

                                            And you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"

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                                            • PowderHound
                                              PowderHound @doodon2whls last edited by

                                              @doodon2whls Bottom because I heard monkeys do it and they are most likely smarter than me in the banana department. Working well so far.

                                              '03 Subaru WRX Wagon | '84 Toyota Pickup SR5 4x4

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                                              • EssExTee
                                                EssExTee last edited by EssExTee

                                                @fhrblig @AkioOhtori the amount of gay double entendre in the comments is making my head explode

                                                The person reading this is a doo-doo head

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                                                • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
                                                  SilentbutnotreallyDeadly @doodon2whls last edited by

                                                  @doodon2whls For crying out loud, man...it doesn't matter which end you remove as long as it is done with a sword.

                                                  Approaching hedges arse first...for quite some time

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                                                  • ttyymmnn
                                                    ttyymmnn @doodon2whls last edited by

                                                    @doodon2whls Apes open them from the “bottom.” I figure they would know best.

                                                    #Planelopnik all the things

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                                                    • fhrblig
                                                      fhrblig @EssExTee last edited by

                                                      @essextee I never even knew opening a banana from the bottom was a thing that happened. I'm strictly a top.

                                                      2013 RAM 1500, 4WD, V8, Auto
                                                      2022 Kia Soul EX, CVT

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