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    We’ve reached peak frozen pizza

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    • Snakesm13
      Snakesm13 last edited by

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      Haven’t eaten it yet but I don’t see how it won’t be at least edible.

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      • WilliamsSW
        WilliamsSW @Snakesm13 last edited by

        @snakesm13 Ah but is the croissant crust stuffed with stuffed crust pepperoni pizza?

        We apologize for the inconvenience.

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        • Highlander
          Highlander @Snakesm13 last edited by

          @snakesm13 the consensus is that looks amazing.

          And you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"

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          • gin-san
            gin-san last edited by

            380 Calories per 1/5 pizza, plus some high sat. fat + sodium numbers

            It must be tasty. I don't think we get that kind around here.

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            • Snakesm13
              Snakesm13 @WilliamsSW last edited by

              @williamssw said in We’ve reached peak frozen pizza:

              @snakesm13 Ah but is the croissant crust stuffed with stuffed crust pepperoni pizza?

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              • Snakesm13
                Snakesm13 @gin-san last edited by

                @gin-san said in We’ve reached peak frozen pizza:

                380 Calories per 1/5 pizza, plus some high sat. fat + sodium numbers

                It must be tasty. I don't think we get that kind around here.

                I saw that but who cuts their pizza in 5ths? Why was that the serving size they went with?

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                • MM54
                  MM54 last edited by

                  Well I'm adding that to my grocery list, and I don't usually do frozen pizza.

                  Craigslist will push me, and I'll say no; read my lips: no new projects.

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                  • Italia
                    Italia last edited by

                    I vetoed this a few grocery trips ago.

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                    • WilliamsSW
                      WilliamsSW @Snakesm13 last edited by

                      @snakesm13 you’d have to be a psychopath to cut your pizza into fifths.

                      We apologize for the inconvenience.

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                      • WilliamsSW
                        WilliamsSW @Snakesm13 last edited by

                        @snakesm13 lol I was thinking of Xzibit but was too lazy to add a meme.

                        We apologize for the inconvenience.

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                        • Snakesm13
                          Snakesm13 @Italia last edited by

                          @italia said in We’ve reached peak frozen pizza:

                          I vetoed this a few grocery trips ago.

                          Then what won? Little Caesars?

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                          • Italia
                            Italia last edited by

                            Oh this was just a pizza to live in the freezer until we were lazy enough to need it. We did make some from scratch the other day if you want to check my older post @Snakesm13

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                            • Snakesm13
                              Snakesm13 @Italia last edited by

                              @italia Yes! You were the one that posted the video of the super chill dude teaching you to make your own dough.

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                              • Manwich
                                Manwich @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                @snakesm13

                                Dr.Oetker thin crust pizza is better

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                                • 6MT_FTW
                                  6MT_FTW @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                  @snakesm13 This is one of the better frozen pizzas out there, and my go-to if it's on sale. I usually buy some take-and-bake thing and modify it, but that croissant crust makes it better than my best TNB.

                                  I usually go for deep-dish frozen pizzas, modified, of course. The two below are amongst the best in that variety:DISH-DEEP-the-works.png download (1).jpeg

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                                  • Snakesm13
                                    Snakesm13 @Manwich last edited by

                                    @manwich Can’t say I’ve ever seen that in the stores.

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                                    • ranwhenparked
                                      ranwhenparked @Manwich last edited by

                                      @manwich Agreed, especially that mozzarella & pesto one.

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                                      • Italia
                                        Italia @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                        @snakesm13 haha yeah rob is a cool dude he also has a band called night marcher which is chill if you want to look them up.

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                                        • Snakesm13
                                          Snakesm13 @6MT_FTW last edited by

                                          @6mt_ftw I’ll keep an eye out but those don’t look familiar. The best so far is Screamin’ Sicilian but it’s usually sold out so our go to is Freschetta but apparently my wife saw this and here we are.

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                                          • 6MT_FTW
                                            6MT_FTW @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                            @snakesm13 I have a hard time finding The Dish pizza. There was a supermarket chain around here that carried it, but they went out of business, or at least departed this metro area. The interesting thing is that I can usually find it at the locations that that chain used to operate but are now operated by a competitor. I can usually find Gino's East at some of the more upscale markets, but not always. I'll have to give Screamin' Sicilian a try - I've seen them at various stores but usually stick to known quantities.

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                                            • facw
                                              facw @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                              @snakesm13 Serving sizes are generally based on government surveys conducted in the '70s and '80s. It's well known that these results don't reflect modern consumption well (if they ever did). To counter that some items have had their reference serving size adjusted, while others have had labeling adapted to reflect the fact that a normal person is just going to eat the whole thing. They probably should be redoing their surveys, though even then it's tricky when you have items that might be consumed as a snack, side dish, entrée, or as a full meal.

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                                              • boredalways
                                                boredalways @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                                @snakesm13 I want it

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                                                • Snakesm13
                                                  Snakesm13 @boredalways last edited by

                                                  @boredalways said in We’ve reached peak frozen pizza:

                                                  @snakesm13 I want it

                                                  Me too, but I have to wait for pizza Friday!

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                                                  • boredalways
                                                    boredalways @Snakesm13 last edited by

                                                    @snakesm13 buy it now and eat it Friday. Otherwise if you go to store Friday to buy it the CroPizza© ® ™ will be sold out

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                                                    • BaconSandwich
                                                      BaconSandwich @WilliamsSW last edited by

                                                      @williamssw said in We’ve reached peak frozen pizza:

                                                      @snakesm13 you’d have to be a psychopath to cut your pizza into fifths.

                                                      How about cut into a pentagram?

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