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    Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...

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    • Skyfire77
      Skyfire77 last edited by

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      Wingnut. Aviation geek. Aircraft enthusiast. A plane freak.

      ClassicDatsunDebate Chariotoflove BicycleBuck EssExTee CB 6 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 15
      • jminer
        jminer last edited by

        I'm literally laughing out loud - this is the entire plot to every terrible Christmas movie I've watched with my wife!

        Former hoarder of motorcycles, recent CA transplant, nerd.

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        • SilentbutnotreallyDeadly
          SilentbutnotreallyDeadly last edited by

          @Skyfire77 The themes are internationally relevant, unfortunately...[sigh]

          Approaching hedges arse first...for quite some time

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          • RallyDarkstrike
            RallyDarkstrike last edited by

            My god.....the accuracy is uncanny!

            '09 Hyundai Accent | Loves 2-cyl FIATs, old Euro, Eastern Bloc & kei cars!

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            • ClassicDatsunDebate
              ClassicDatsunDebate @Skyfire77 last edited by

              @skyfire77 I weep for humanity that Virgin River is #1 on Netflix.

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              • F
                ForSweden last edited by

                Cities in the winter are horrible though.

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                • ClassicDatsunDebate
                  ClassicDatsunDebate @ForSweden last edited by

                  @forsweden Not Vancouver, just the other hick cities.

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                  • F
                    ForSweden @ClassicDatsunDebate last edited by

                    @classicdatsundebate Vancouver doesn't have winter.

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                    • ClassicDatsunDebate
                      ClassicDatsunDebate @ForSweden last edited by

                      @forsweden whatdoyamean...40F and rain and I'm whimpering like it's -40

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                      • Chariotoflove
                        Chariotoflove @Skyfire77 last edited by

                        @skyfire77 This is the plot of every Hallmark Christmas romance.

                        Which reminds me to sign up on Hallmark for December so I don't miss any.

                        Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                        • barnie
                          barnie last edited by

                          I just wasted a couple minutes of my life. And there's a "ME" missing in panel 15. Hrumph!

                          Live on a 1959 Rhodes Bounty II, DD a 2001 Subabru Legacy, 1996 Gary Fischer Patagonia, 1987 Bianchi

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                          • MM54
                            MM54 @ForSweden last edited by

                            @forsweden said in Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...:

                            Cities in the winter are horrible though.

                            Fixed that for you

                            Craigslist will push me, and I'll say no; read my lips: no new projects.

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                            • Exage03040
                              Exage03040 last edited by

                              !

                              404 Error - Support for West End Bruh not Found

                              This file does not exist: West End Bruh is a Grade A Douche but is the least douchiest in this relationship.

                              ToT: https://opposite-lock.com/topic/66234/this-or-that-234

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                              • Skyfire77
                                Skyfire77 @ClassicDatsunDebate last edited by

                                @classicdatsundebate wait until Dashing in December comes out, erm, premieres later this month...

                                Wingnut. Aviation geek. Aircraft enthusiast. A plane freak.

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                                • Chariotoflove
                                  Chariotoflove @Skyfire77 last edited by

                                  @skyfire77 said in Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...:

                                  @classicdatsundebate wait until Dashing in December comes out, erm, premieres later this month...

                                  "When Wyatt Burwall finally returns home for the holidays in an effort to convince his mother Deb to sell the family's Colorado ranch, a romance unexpectedly ignites between Wyatt and their ..."

                                  I didn't click to "see full summary". I'd rather see where my imagination can take this plot.

                                  Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                                  • Highlander
                                    Highlander last edited by

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                                    And you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"

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                                    • BicycleBuck
                                      BicycleBuck @Skyfire77 last edited by

                                      @skyfire77 My wife LOVES the Hallmark channel. It’s the fastest way to drive me out of the living room.

                                      Never discount the possibility that you might live through it.

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                                      • Exage03040
                                        Exage03040 @Chariotoflove last edited by

                                        @chariotoflove said in Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...:

                                        "When Wyatt Burwall finally returns home for the holidays in an effort to convince his mother Deb to sell the family's Colorado ranch, a romance unexpectedly ignites between Wyatt and their ... 1989 Subaru Loyale which provided him shelter and warmth for 3 days in the worst snowstorm ever to hit Colorado."

                                        🙂

                                        ToT: https://opposite-lock.com/topic/66234/this-or-that-234

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                                        • Chariotoflove
                                          Chariotoflove @Exage03040 last edited by

                                          @exage03040 so dragonning in the plot. Okay, that works.

                                          Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                                          • zipfuel
                                            zipfuel last edited by

                                            Don't think I'd want watch any but can't hate on them. They're a bland but important part of our economy (sort of like RAV4s...)
                                            https://www.freshdaily.ca/culture/2020/07/hallmark-shooting-movies-canada-christmas-in-july/

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                                            • EssExTee
                                              EssExTee @Skyfire77 last edited by

                                              @skyfire77

                                              trashing hallmark movies, so hot right now

                                              The person reading this is a doo-doo head

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                                              • kiltedpadre
                                                kiltedpadre last edited by

                                                Alternative plot: man whose family owns a company making nothing but Christmas ornaments doesn’t understand why sales are down in March. Hires marketing firm from big city to help save company and by extension beautiful small town.

                                                Marketing exec spends days at first hating small town then realizes how great it is that the lady at the hot chocolate store remembers her order: hot and with chocolate.
                                                She also discovers company owner is gruff because he may not be able to save the orphanage in town if company closes.

                                                After weeks in town they remember there are other holidays they could make ornaments for. They’re so overcome by their genius that they kiss and realize they’ve been in love the whole time.

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                                                • CB
                                                  CB @Skyfire77 last edited by

                                                  @skyfire77 shit, I’m an asshole who lives in a small town. I could be the local home wrecker love guy!

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                                                  • Taylor Martin
                                                    Taylor Martin last edited by

                                                    The Hallmark Channel wants to know your location

                                                    Some journalist told me about this site. Now I own three cars.

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                                                    • SmugAardvark
                                                      SmugAardvark last edited by

                                                      Should I be worried that instead of Hallmark Channel, my partner binge-watches Law and Order: SVU?

                                                      2017 Jaguar XE R-Sport | 2000 Chevrolet Corvette

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