Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...

[Skyfire77]

[jminer]

I'm literally laughing out loud - this is the entire plot to every terrible Christmas movie I've watched with my wife!

[SilentbutnotreallyDeadly]

@Skyfire77 The themes are internationally relevant, unfortunately...[sigh]

[RallyDarkstrike]

My god.....the accuracy is uncanny!

[ClassicDatsunDebate]

@skyfire77 I weep for humanity that Virgin River is #1 on Netflix.

[ForSweden]

Cities in the winter are horrible though.

[ClassicDatsunDebate]

@forsweden Not Vancouver, just the other hick cities.

[ForSweden]

@classicdatsundebate Vancouver doesn't have winter.

[ClassicDatsunDebate]

@forsweden whatdoyamean...40F and rain and I'm whimpering like it's -40

[Chariotoflove]

@skyfire77 This is the plot of every Hallmark Christmas romance.

Which reminds me to sign up on Hallmark for December so I don't miss any.

[barnie]

I just wasted a couple minutes of my life. And there's a "ME" missing in panel 15. Hrumph!

[MM54]

@forsweden said in Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...:

Cities in the winter are horrible though.

Fixed that for you

[Exage03040]

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[Skyfire77]

@classicdatsundebate wait until Dashing in December comes out, erm, premieres later this month...

[Chariotoflove]

@skyfire77 said in Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...:

@classicdatsundebate wait until Dashing in December comes out, erm, premieres later this month...

"When Wyatt Burwall finally returns home for the holidays in an effort to convince his mother Deb to sell the family's Colorado ranch, a romance unexpectedly ignites between Wyatt and their ..."

I didn't click to "see full summary". I'd rather see where my imagination can take this plot.

[Highlander]

[BicycleBuck]

@skyfire77 My wife LOVES the Hallmark channel. It’s the fastest way to drive me out of the living room.

[Exage03040]

@chariotoflove said in Dear God, this is <painfully> accurate...:

"When Wyatt Burwall finally returns home for the holidays in an effort to convince his mother Deb to sell the family's Colorado ranch, a romance unexpectedly ignites between Wyatt and their ... 1989 Subaru Loyale which provided him shelter and warmth for 3 days in the worst snowstorm ever to hit Colorado."

[Chariotoflove]

@exage03040 so dragonning in the plot. Okay, that works.

[zipfuel]

Don't think I'd want watch any but can't hate on them. They're a bland but important part of our economy (sort of like RAV4s...)
https://www.freshdaily.ca/culture/2020/07/hallmark-shooting-movies-canada-christmas-in-july/

[EssExTee]

@skyfire77

trashing hallmark movies, so hot right now

[kiltedpadre]

Alternative plot: man whose family owns a company making nothing but Christmas ornaments doesn’t understand why sales are down in March. Hires marketing firm from big city to help save company and by extension beautiful small town.

Marketing exec spends days at first hating small town then realizes how great it is that the lady at the hot chocolate store remembers her order: hot and with chocolate.
She also discovers company owner is gruff because he may not be able to save the orphanage in town if company closes.

After weeks in town they remember there are other holidays they could make ornaments for. They’re so overcome by their genius that they kiss and realize they’ve been in love the whole time.

[CB]

@skyfire77 shit, I’m an asshole who lives in a small town. I could be the local home wrecker love guy!

[Taylor Martin]

The Hallmark Channel wants to know your location

[SmugAardvark]

Should I be worried that instead of Hallmark Channel, my partner binge-watches Law and Order: SVU?