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      RallyWrench last edited by RallyWrench

      Sometimes I like cars

      Not so much at the moment

      Except for Lancias

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        davesaddiction @RallyWrench last edited by

        @rallywrench Oof... should I even ask?

        manual . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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          davesaddiction @RallyWrench last edited by

          @rallywrench

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          manual . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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          • Rusty Vandura
            Rusty Vandura @RallyWrench last edited by

            @rallywrench I don't like it when
            some dirtbag steals my Crown Vic
            I hope it comes back

            Master Chief Dingus

            The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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              jminer @Rusty Vandura last edited by

              @rusty-vandura said in Humpday Haiku:

              @rallywrench I don't like it when
              some dirtbag steals my Crown Vic
              I hope it comes back

              Did your crown vic get stolen?

              Former hoarder of motorcycles, recent CA transplant, nerd.

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                Rusty Vandura @jminer last edited by

                @jminer Yes, unfortunately.

                Master Chief Dingus

                The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                  jminer @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                  @rusty-vandura That's unfortunate - you did want rid of it though right? 😉

                  Former hoarder of motorcycles, recent CA transplant, nerd.

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                    Chariotoflove @jminer last edited by

                    @jminer said in Humpday Haiku:

                    @rusty-vandura That's unfortunate - you did want rid of it though right? 😉

                    Yeah, but not before he wasted an inordinate amount of time and money on it!

                    Curator, Kia enthusiast, dad joke specialist

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                      RallyWrench @Rusty Vandura last edited by RallyWrench

                      @rusty-vandura said in Humpday Haiku:

                      @rallywrench I don't like it when
                      some dirtbag steals my Crown Vic
                      I hope it comes back

                      Haiku hard for that

                      no no no no no no no

                      I effing hate thieves


                      Truly, that sucks! Sorry to hear.

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                        RallyWrench @davesaddiction last edited by

                        @davesaddiction said in Humpday Haiku:

                        @rallywrench Oof... should I even ask?

                        You did not respond

                        In the form of a haiku

                        Thus I can't answer

                        😉

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                          Rusty Vandura @RallyWrench last edited by

                          @rallywrench

                          Damn! They sole my Vic!
                          How does someone reach that point?
                          I hope no one's harmed.

                          Master Chief Dingus

                          The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                            RallyWrench @Rusty Vandura last edited by

                            @rusty-vandura said in Humpday Haiku:

                            @rallywrench

                            Damn! They sole my Vic!
                            How does someone reach that point?
                            I hope no one's harmed.

                            Cop fell on hard times

                            Wanted piece of old glory

                            I'm spitballing here

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                            • Rusty Vandura
                              Rusty Vandura @RallyWrench last edited by

                              @rallywrench

                              It's good, my brother.
                              Being on Oppo is good.
                              Many solid dudes.

                              Master Chief Dingus

                              The entropy of my garage is always increasing.

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                                davesaddiction @RallyWrench last edited by

                                @rallywrench

                                Porsches also good
                                although most especially
                                when they are running

                                manual . RWD . LS3 . MagneRide . Brembos ... 4 doors + 5 seatbelts

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