Apple is on Boomer Patrol

[ForSweden]

Pretty soon iOS will send you notifications for driving slow in the left lane and watching Scotty Kilmer

[іди на хуй Влад - formerly known as Distraxi]

@forsweden said in Apple is on Boomer Patrol:

I think that’s Applespeak for “Go home, you’re drunk”.

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@forsweden No I just wear my phone on a chain around my neck so I can't lose it. Where'd I put my glasses now? Oh, they're on my head.

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@distraxi said in Apple is on Boomer Patrol:

you’re drunk

That's quite a bender to last the next 12 months.

[іди на хуй Влад - formerly known as Distraxi]

@whoistheleader That’s just their whizz-bang AI algorithms deducing that if you got shitfaced today, you’re likely to do it again within the next year.

(Incidentally, I just discovered that iOS spellcheck recognises shitfaced as a word. Which I think proves my point 🤪)

[Huzer]

@forsweden So let's send an alert to someone that apparently is unsteady on their feet, so they get distracted to look at something while they're walking. Do they keep sending messages for the next 12 months? When does the counter reset!

[Exage03040]

@forsweden said in Apple is on Boomer Patrol:

Pretty soon iOS will send you notifications for driving slow in the left lane and watching Scotty Kilmer

My Birthday Wish!

[Tekamul]

Apple's been on boomer patrol for 10 years. They're just more focused now.

[Manwich]

@whoistheleader said in Apple is on Boomer Patrol:

@distraxi said in Apple is on Boomer Patrol:

you’re drunk

That's quite a bender to last the next 12 months.

[Smallbear]

@forsweden said in Apple is on Boomer Patrol:

for driving slow in the left lane

I'm good with this

[Urambo Tauro]

@forsweden REV UP YOUR AIRPODS

[Taylor Martin]

@forsweden I'm constantly about to fall over with every step I take... maybe I'm old too...

[facw]

@whoistheleader Increased likelihood to fall in the next 12 minutes is also increased likelihood in the next 12 months.